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PaperclipPerfector  2d ago (text post)   1751 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for January 23, 2026

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I like to imagine somewhere in the world is an avid reader who carries a 30x pocket magnifier in one pocket, and a small library of 1/30th-sized books in another pocket.

Unfortunately, I don't think it's possible to get paper that's 1/30 of normal thickness. Some cursory searching indicates that normal paper weighs around 20 pounds per ream or 80 g/m2, and flimsy "onionskin" paper (often found in Bibles) weighs around 10 pounds or 40 grams, so ultra-thin 0.7-pound or 3-gram paper probably does not exist, and a book with 1/30 horizontal scale would have extremely unwieldy thickness.

(I feel like there's a condom joke to be made here somewhere.)

Does it have to be paper? Paper-like plastic could be doable (but perhaps would give also nasty not-paper cuts)

Someone more creative than I am, please make the condom joke that obviously is crying out to be made here!

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