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Friday Fun Thread for January 30, 2026

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Here's everything I read in January 2026, ordered from most to least interesting. I posted this on /r/slatestarcodex earlier, but figured the overlap between here and there is small enough that it would be of some value to post here as well.

You Will Not Have a Flat Floor: You can shim all you want and it still won't be flat.

Are joisted floors still a thing in the US? Here slab floors are much more common, even in wooden frame houses. Paging @ToaKraka

According to the US Census Bureau, of all single-family houses completed in year 2024:

Do you not add a mineral layer over the joists of the second floor in the US?

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The Architectural Graphic Standards for Residential Construction portray:

  • Joists

  • "Subflooring" of plywood

  • "Underlayment" of plywood, required for some finishes but not for others

  • Finish

A cursory Internet search indicates that the underlayment may alternatively be fiberboard, particleboard, etc.

No cement? I guess since you mostly use air for heating you don't need it.

A cursory search indicates that "self-leveling concrete" can be used as underlayment, but I guess it's much less common than plywood.

Never leave.

Nothing is certain. Maybe I'll become unable to tolerate the moderators. Maybe I'll fly to Australia to fuck a prostitute and get stabbed in an alley by a thug. Maybe my depression will get worse and I'll shoot myself in the head.

I'm just another random fake person on the Internet.