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Friday Fun Thread for January 30, 2026

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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my date calls her boss a typical Aries - as long as it helps her to put people into the right boxes, why not?

It's interesting that calling her a typical [ethnicity], [sexuality], [gender identity] or [religion] would raise a few eyebrows, but we're meant to think of Birthday Racism as harmless and cute.

"Can you believe that after yesterday's meeting Bob told me to stop acting like such a ****er?"

"Well... were you perhaps being a little moody and sensitive?"

"Okay, I suppose I was indeed acting like a bit of a Cancer."

Imagine if astrological sign became a protected class, and HR departments started up affirmative action and specialized programs to favor Persons of Underrepresented Signs in hiring and promotions for sign Diversity and to compensate for Inequities from the relative age effect.

Funnily enough, I remember hearing that Jennifer Lopez fired one of her backup dancers upon learning her star sign. If that happened in Europe, I imagine the dancer could have sued Lopez for wrongful dismissal and won a tidy settlement. I wonder if we'll see more of these cases until astrology inevitably recedes in popularity again.

Needless to say, I don't want star signs to be a protected class, but I would be happy if birthdates were.

Oh, don't be such a Capricorn about it.