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Friday Fun Thread for February 13, 2026

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I decided I need a cologne. My problem is, I hate so many basic scents I have no idea what to look for. To be more specific:

  • I hate vetiver. My wife uses essential oil of vetiver for medicinal purposes, and it smells like someone poured water on a burning birch log.
  • I hate patchouli. My wife had both Messe de Minuit and Patchouly by Etro, and they smelled like a damp, musty, mildewy cellar.
  • I hate... I don't know what's inside Pot Pourri by Santa Maria Novella, but it smells like healthcare. Like some 19th century ointment.
  • UPD Turns out there was a full bottle of Penhaligon's Racquets Formula in my wife's perfume closet that my mom got me a long time ago, and... I hate it as well.

Practically everything from your post features either patchouli or vetiver. I have no idea where to start if I can't stand either of them.

Smells I like: sea, pines (and conifers in general), pipe tobacco, coffee, citrus, chocolate, cherry, vanilla, rain, wild mushrooms, leather.

Tom Ford Extreme Noir

Frankly I like a lot of Tom Ford but that’s my favorite.

I’m really really bad at tasting or smelling flavor / scent descriptions so I’ll just keep it at I love it and I hate wearing cologne and out of the very many I know of (I manage a Dillards) that’s my go to.

Here is the description which may have meaning for you:

Top: Cardamom, Nutmeg, Saffron, Mandarin Orange, Neroli — spicy and citrusy opens with warmth.

Heart: Indian kulfi accord (a creamy dessert-inspired element), Rose, Jasmine, Orange Blossom — rich, exotic floral-creamy middle.

Base: Amber, Vanilla, Sandalwood, Woody notes — deep, glowing base that lingers.

Based on your description tho you may like Tom Ford Oud Wood more.

(List of things I never thought I’d have an opinion on even ten years ago)