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Friday Fun Thread for March 6, 2026

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Best Hindsight Trader: If, around 15-25 February, you thought trump was going to attack iran in the next weeks, what should you have done ?

Buy oom USO calls expiring march 20 for 1500 % gain. Which are just repackaged oil futures, but I'm not fucking with margin.

What I did instead: bought oom spy puts expiring march 20. Exited yesterday for modest gains.

Very interesting that the other possibility, short-term oom calls on american oil companies, also wouldn't have worked. Despite the record rise in oil prices, they barely moved. Apparently the market thinks this will all blow over in a week? OK, buying oom calls on oil companies.

Despite the record rise in oil prices, they barely moved.

Presumably they have oil assets in the Gulf which they can't access/drive ROI from, which depresses their earnings as much as the temporarily higher margin from currently higher oil prices boosts them. Plus huge amounts of risk their assets get damaged in the conflict.

I have no idea which companies have regional assets there, I'm just speculating.