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Friday Fun Thread for April 24, 2026

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Due to our support contracts, we occasionally have to release security patches for very old releases of our product.

How old? Ten years? Twenty?

I think we recently had to have a stern-yet-loving talk with a customer who was still resisting an upgrade after eleven years.

I am happy to work at a place that has a firm policy of "if your version is more than 2 years old, we love you but if you want any fixes or assistance you're going to need to upgrade. We will help you if you want but we're not gonna dig up a prehistoric version of code and try to figure out what's going on there".