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Friday Fun Thread for May 1, 2026

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Think about it. You're already on board a ship. How are you going to learn to swim? Yeah, there's the sea, but if you go into the sea then it's "man overboard" and the ship might well go so far past you, you are lost. Stop and drop anchor? so the new crew can learn to swim? Do you not know there's a war on?

For you see, sailors often leave the ship at ports, which as a rule have good water access.

I think if I've been impressed against my will, should I get to a port my main objective is "get the hell off this ship and flee" and not "time to book some swimming lessons".