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Surefire method of ingratiating yourself with a new community that you haven't even moved into yet: <del>Complain</del><ins>Submit feedback</ins> to the government about draft zoning changes

I would like to express the following concerns regarding the draft zoning ordinance that has been posted on the municipality's website.

Section ███ item ███ of the draft text says: "[An accessory dwelling unit shall not have a separate house number from the primary dwelling unit.]" Why? This is in direct opposition to 2024 IZC (International Zoning Code) section 903.2 item 3, which says: "An ADU shall have a separate house number from the primary dwelling unit." The IZC is far from the end-all and be-all of zoning, but I would like to see a rationale for this difference.

Alternatively (depending on the actual intent behind this provision), perhaps this provision should be reworded to say something like: "[An accessory dwelling unit shall not have a separate house number from the primary dwelling unit], but shall have a separate secondary address unit designator approved by the United States Postal Service, such as 'building 2', 'unit 2', 'side', or 'rear'." (I recognize that the municipal council has recently discussed some confusion that has resulted from "rear" addresses, and a proliferation of ADUs in the rears of lots would exacerbate that problem. But that's the fault of shipping-company employees for failing to understand the USPS's approved secondary unit designators, not the fault of the municipality.)

Attachment 2 of the draft text says that, in zone R-B:

  • "[Sit-down] restaurant excluding live entertainment" and "[non-drive-through] take-out restaurant" are permitted by right;

  • "[Sit-down] restaurant with live entertainment" is permitted only by special exception; and

  • "Drive-through restaurant" is not permitted at all.

However, an NJDOT (New Jersey Department of Transportation) document (attached to this message; the numbers probably are copied-and-pasted from an authoritative, but paywalled, ITE (Institute of Transportation Engineers) document) gives the following numbers for trips generated (per 1000 ft^2 on the weekend).

  • "High-turnover sit-down restaurant": 18.46 trips per hour, 142.64 trips per day

  • "Fast-food restaurant without drive-through window": 54.60 trips per hour, 696.00 trips per day

  • "Fast-food restaurant with drive-through window": 55.15 trips per hour, 616.12 trips per day

That is, according to NJDOT (and probably ITE), take-out restaurants generate basically the same amount of traffic—three to five times as much as sit-down restaurants—regardless of whether they have drive-through windows. Therefore, in my opinion, the zoning ordinance should treat drive-through and non-drive-through take-out restaurants the same—in zone R-B, either permitted only by special exception, or not permitted at all.

When the consultant exported the PDF of the draft map from whatever drawing program it is using, it failed to embed its fancy fonts into the file. This causes the PDF to not display correctly in certain PDF readers.

Thank you.

[ToaKraka]

Allegedly, though, I was one of only two people to provide any comments at all.

Two hilarious topics in one PDF!

(1) (a) Buy a single lot large enough to contain three or four houses. (b) Build a tiny house—400 ft2, two occupants. (b) Upgrade to a small house on the same lot—800 ft2, five occupants. Retain the tiny house as an ADU (accessory dwelling unit) on the same lot. (c) Upgrade once more to a normal-size house on the same lot—1600 ft2, ten occupants. Retain the small house as an ADU, and subdivide off the tiny house as a separate lot.

(2) The IZC (International Zoning Code) prescribes a minimum of two off-street parking stalls per dwelling unit. That obviously is a bit low for the modern age. However, providing a parking space for every single occupant may be an overcorrection. (a) The IZC starts requiring the installation of a three-foot-tall buffer when you reach five parking spaces in a single lot. (b) High proportions of impervious area to total area may cause drainage problems. The IZC fails to address this topic, while the IGCC (International Green Construction Code) requires a hydrologic calculation much more complicated than "impervious area ÷ total area". (c) According to environmental organizations, impervious area above 10 percent in a watershed (i. e., including roads rather than just lots) causes damage to water quality, and a watershed with impervious area above 25 percent is basically dead.

My suspicion is that the address rules are to prevent people from renting them out. In recent years, the armchair urbanists have gotten goopy about ADUs, acting like they're some panacea to the housing problem. They're usually prohibited in most subdivisions, but they've tried to make a case for them by claiming that it's so your mother-in-law doesn't have to go into assisted living or whatever. Municipalities don't want to approve them so they can be used as a back door to allowing multi-family in neighborhoods zoned for single family. Allowing them with the provision that they have to share an address means that the only people who live in them will be friends or family of the occupants of the main unit, which is more in line with the intention of the zoning code. I suspect that the concern about the restaurants is more aesthetic than traffic-related. This is a residential district, and there's a difference between living in close proximity to a storefront that happens to have a sub shop or pizza place and a McDonald's on its own lot with a wraparound driveway and cars idling in line.

I don't know if you read my recent award-winning writeup on East Liberty, but in it I discuss Jane Jacobs and how more serious academics (particularly sociologist Herbert Gans) tended to criticize her urban theory as being based more on aesthetics than anything else. I think the same applies to the armchair urbanists of today, who have waged war against the parking minimum. I have no strong opinions on any particular policy, but I can tell you right now that no builder outside of a dense urban area is going to build an apartment complex without adequate parking, regardless of what the law says, and even in urban areas there's little demand for car-free living. While it may be true that eliminating parking would reduce the per-unit cost of an apartment, it would most likely just shift that cost from the developer/occupant onto the public at large, as the residents would park on the street. They also say nothing about the possibility that very few developers would be willing to forgo parking completely and would still surround their complexes with huge lots and garages that the armchair urbanists like to bitch about, much in the way they also include pools and rec rooms as amenities to residents.

I have no strong opinions on any particular policy, but I can tell you right now that no builder outside of a dense urban area is going to build an apartment complex without adequate parking, regardless of what the law says, and even in urban areas there's little demand for car-free living. While it may be true that eliminating parking would reduce the per-unit cost of an apartment, it would most likely just shift that cost from the developer/occupant onto the public at large, as the residents would park on the street.

Aren't you contradicting yourself in the space of two sentences? Developers would never build without adequate parking (then we can get rid of the minimum, right?) and also getting rid of the minimum would cause people to park on the street. Pick one?

No builder outside of a dense urban area would go without one. Builders within a dense urban area might, which will mightily piss off residents of that neighborhood who already rely on street parking, generally because their houses were built prior to parking requirements.

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