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Friday Fun Thread for June 26, 2026

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Do I wake up when I need to number 2 or do I need to number 2 when I wake up? This important philosophical question hit me this morning. Does waking up turn on a lot of biological systems that leads me to the bathroom approximately 10 minutes after getting out of bed?

I believe the latter. Physiological arousal triggers a bunch of stuff, as does the first drinking/eating of the day.