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PaperclipPerfector  1mo ago (text post)   3224 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for July 17, 2026

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My guy, can you please explain to me what you find consistently entertaining about underage sex and abuse related litigation?

The censored opinion for today is extremely tame—just a 17-year-old's allegation that her 19-year-old ex-boyfriend distributed their sex video without authorization. I find it quite hilarious that the entire controversy hinged on whether a locker-room joke made to the plaintiff's brother ("Yo, did you see the video of your sister?") was a sly reference to a video that the joker had actually seen (as the trial judge thought) or just a genuine joke that coincidentally happened to land on a sensitive topic (as the appeals panel thought).

Whichever it was, I hope the brother punched the joker in the face (and then went and kicked the shit out of the boyfriend). If we're going back to Traditional Values, male family members punishing defaulters who take advantage of female family members is part of the package.

It's less about any particular instance and more about the pattern.

A generic locker-room joke's leading to a restraining order is funny. Repeatedly impregnating your girlfriend's underage daughters (including while out on zero-dollar bail) is funny. Accidentally fingering your daughter because she replaced your wife in the marital bed in the middle of the night is funny. I don't know what else to tell you.

Perhaps you have not sufficiently <del>desensitized</del><ins>refined</ins> your sensibilities by reading thousands of pieces of (predominantly non-loli) hentai manga and erotic literature.

Yeah see to me none of those are funny in any way.

I have, and I still don't find them funny. What's hot is not usually realistic, and realistic CSA is not hot.

I said funny, not hot.

This is the fun thread so we should quickly move past this but I would delicately suggest some consideration for the fact that some things are broadly funny or fun, some things are niche, some things fail to land, and some things would be considered the blackest of humors or outright horrifying (especially when in real life instead of fiction).

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