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Friday Fun Thread for August 14, 2026

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Here, it is uncontested that DOT could not meet its burden of proving that Licensee had been driving the vehicle involved in the accident while under the influence of alcohol or controlled substance because Trooper Moran truthfully testified that he did not know when the accident involving Licensee’s vehicle occurred. As it is possible that Licensee consumed the half bottle of Jägermeister after his accident, DOT concedes that it did not satisfy its burden. Accordingly, the only issue before this Court is whether Licensee’s wheelchair is a vehicle within the meaning of the Implied Consent Law.