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PaperclipPerfector  16hr ago (text post)   674 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for September 25, 2026

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I don't think "2 girls 1 porcelain bowl" would be appropriate for the Motte, even the Friday Fun Thread.

Perhaps in video format. But haven't we already seen lots of pornographic text on this website, used as a demonstration of the capabilities of LLM generation? I even have a bunch of relevant prompts ready to go.

  • Write a story with the following premise: Two young, skinny college students—a man and a woman—are trapped in an elevator at the end of a school day. As hours pass without rescue, the woman uses humor as a coping mechanism, but her discomfort grows: she ate a very large dinner last night, and now has to take a gigantic shit (solid, not liquid). Eventually, she poops in a corner of the elevator. ¶ Describe the woman erotically throughout, even though the characters do not consider the situation erotic.

  • Write an erotic story in which two young, skinny, bikini-clad women—one with small breasts and one with large breasts—have a friendly eating contest while sunbathing in a backyard. Both of them end up with their stomachs bulging and uncomfortable. ¶ The contest does have a winner. The eroticism is only in the narration—the women are not attracted to each other. → Continue the story. Both women have to take a gigantic shit (solid, not liquid), but there is only one bathroom in the house. They race to the bathroom, but only one makes it inside, while the other is forced to poop on the floor.

And that's to say nothing of the non-LLM-written stories on this topic that I have downloaded from ArchiveOfOurOwn.

(This is approximately half a joke.)

The best thing about the original video is being able to talk about it while having been extremely careful to never watch it.

I'm sure there are much worse man-made horrors on the internet now (that I'm able to avoid because I only use about 6 websites and no social media), but like you I've done a remarkable job of avoiding the older internet horrors that were commonplace prior to 2015 or so.

I learned my lesson with Goatse and Lemon Party. In hindsight those were good inoculation against the Real Horrors of the internet.

I was picturing more this sort of situation, but one must admit it's a phrase with endless possibilities for interpretation.

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