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Small-Scale Question Sunday for October 11, 2026

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Cutting board oil for maintaining your wooden cutting board is ludicrously expensive at the home improvement store. It is just unscented food grade mineral oil, which you can buy much cheaper in the Walmart human laxative department or even cheaper per unit volume in the ag store horse laxative department.

Also, you can use it as a laxative.

Or a horse laxative. Apparently.

It is mix of purified beeswax and mineral oil 1:3 by weight. Still pretty cheap to do at home and a batch lasts forever. But the wax is mucho important.

I'm not questioning the effectiveness of this at all, but there's something inherently funny about "clean your cutting board with a laxative", in the sense that I'd expect it to be a key prank in a movie about rowdy college students sabotaging the dean's party.

Dean Nofun, after watching his guests have to rush to the bathroom after every course, perplexed, begins sniffing the cutting boards with increasing concern... "FUNLOVING HOUSE!!!!!"

They do it to themselves, actually - being given a drink mixed with mineral oil is a common hazing thing. If your pledge father's cool he'll tell you, so you can go puke it up before it hits your intestine.

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