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Friday Fun Thread for October 16, 2026

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The new nerd-sniping question is circulating on Twitter. Who would win in a war: 1939 Europe or 2026 Africa? As usual, both camps are 100% their side would win.

My bet is on 1939 Europe. As the Russo-Ukrainian and the US-Iran wars show, ammunition stockpiles run out in a couple of weeks. Africans won't have missiles for their fighter jets and shells for their MBTs, while Europeans will be cranking out bombs and strategic bombers to turn Cairo into Dresden. When German subs destroy whatever boats Africans have, French and British navies will perform naval landings, their troops armed with reverse-engineered AKs.

That's insane. Its like asking who would win, Micheal Jordan in his prime, or some random college athlete from 2026. It presumes an obvious superiority because the absolute peak of the game is passing out of living memory. Europe of 1939 is possibly the most martial society ever seen on Earth, short of Europe in 1911. Africa is still just Africa. They couldn't even maintain the infrastructure and institutions they were gifted under colonialism. You think they could defeat the pinnacle of the societies that built them?