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Friday Fun Thread for April 21, 2023

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I don't want to watch John Wick 4. The original John Wick was great: the conflict was personal, John Wick was plausibly squishy: like the best kind of Batman, he could defeat any foe with enough preparation, but was vulnerable to surprise attacks and being outnumbered, by the end of the movie he was barely alive. I disliked the sequel for piling on too much of their "world of hitmen" crap and giving Wick magical regeneration powers. I have no idea why I watched John Wick 3, masochism, I guess?

I think JW 1 was a masterpiece, it felt gritty and realistic in its presentation, and even the more outlandish aspects of the hidden assassin subculture didn't demand too much suspension of disbelief.

In contrast, the more the latter films delved into that, the more nonsensical it became, you're telling me that this society tolerates city-wide shootouts and massacres?

I thought that police officer in the first film was simply paid off or friends with John, not that pretty much the entirety of law enforcement aids and abetts the insanity!

I thought that police officer in the first film was simply paid off or friends with John

Yeah, I thought he was aware of John Wick's ties to organized crime and thought, "dying by trying to arrest an ex-mafia goon with fresh corpses in his home isn't why I busted my ass to get a low-stress job patrolling a wealthy suburb, fuck this, I ain't seen nothing".

Similarly, I thought Intercontinental was just one of these places that cater to the organized crime with a strict "no business on the premises" policy of neutrality. Um, like Arlecchino was in Moscow. Or Progizhin's Old Customs House was in St Pete.