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Friday Fun Thread for May 26, 2023

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So uh, what are we gonna do about the organized orca attacks? It doesn't seem like a good idea to let a community of killer whales that likes to capsize boats get established. The authorities might want to nip this in the bud quick. We don't know how complex the ideas that orcas communicate amongst themselves are. It's not outside the realm of possibility that "humans are bad actually" becomes an entrenched meme in orca society. I doubt the orcas could survive an all-out war with humans, but it would be a shame if it came to that.

You wouldn’t need to do anything particularly extreme, simply equipping ships with a few loud explosives (think m80 or smaller firecrackers) would still solve this problem.

Interesting. Been tried apparently.

Fireworks appear—unofficially—to be the only effective deterrent method, but it is illegal and can lead to heavy fines, because the orcas are peaceful and loud noises risk damaging their hearing.

It must be said that cannon shots, known as seal bombs, are commonly used by American authorities to scare orcas away from oil spills. However, they are detonated at a long distance.