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P-zombies are fundamentally incoherent as a concept.

What do you mean by "incoherent"? Do you mean that the concept of a p-zombie is like the concept of a square triangle? - something that is obviously inconceivable or nonsensical. Or do you mean that p-zombies are like traveling faster than the speed of light? - something that may turn out to be impossible in reality, but we can still imagine well enough what it would be like to actually do it.

If it's the latter then I think that's not an unreasonable position, but if it's the former then I think that's simply wrong. See this post on LW, specifically the second of the two paragraphs labeled "2.)" because it deals with the concept of p-zombies, and see if you still think it's incoherent.

Do you mean that the concept of a p-zombie is like the concept of a square triangle? - something that is obviously inconceivable or nonsensical. Or do you mean that p-zombies are like traveling faster than the speed of light? - something that may turn out to be impossible in reality, but we can still imagine well enough what it would be like to actually do it.

Those are the same thing. I think you cannot rigorously imagine FTL travel in our universe while holding the rest of our physics intact, and you cannot imagine FTL travel for any universe whatsoever similar to ours where "lightspeed" refers to the same idea. The notion of travel as moving x m per second is a simplification of the math involved; that we can write "the spaceship could move at 3 gajillion km per second" and calculate the distance covered in a year does not really entail imagination of it happening, no more than "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" does.

Incoherent concepts are incoherent exactly because they fall apart when all working bits are held in the well-trained mind at once; but illusions of understanding and completeness, often expressed as the erroneous feeling that some crucial section of the context was precomputed and you can just plug in the cached version, allow them to survive.

Qualia debate is gibberish; a P-zombie must compute a human-like mind to generate its behavior, there is no other way for our bodies to act like we do.

…Actually, let me explain. There is a causal chain between zombie-state A and A'. Links of this chain attend to themselves via mechanisms conserved between a person and a zombie. This condition is what is described as quale, consciousness etc. in the physicalist theory, and it is a necessary causal element of the chain producing the same outputs. It is irrelevant whether there exists a causally unconnected sequence of epiphenomenal states that Leibniz, Chalmers and others think implements their minds: a zombie still has its zombie-quale implemented as I've described.

I posit that it is not incoherent to say that zombie-quale don't matter, don't count and don't explain human consciousness, because muh Hard Problem. It is patently non-parsimonious, non-consilient and ugly, in my view, but it's coherent. It just means that you also claim that humans are blind with regard to their zombie-quale, physicalist-quale; that the process which generates our ones has nothing to do with the process which generates informationally identical ones in our bodies.

It is only incoherent to claim that a zombie doesn't have any quale of its own, that it's not like anything to be a zombie for a zombie. We know that physics exist [citation needed], we know that "physicalist quale" exist, we know they are necessarily included in the zombie-definition as an apparently conscious, genuine human physical clone. So long as words are used meaningfully, it is not coherent for something to exist but also not exist.

(Unless we forgo the original idea (actual physical and behavioral identity) and define zombie in a comically pragmatic manner like Weekend at Bernie's or something, by how well it fools fools.)

P.S. it seems philosophers distinguish "incoherent" and "metaphysically impossible" concepts. I'm not sure I agree but this is pretty deep into the woods.

It is only incoherent to claim that a zombie doesn't have any quale of its own, that it's not like anything to be a zombie for a zombie. We know that physics exist [citation needed], we know that "physicalist quale" exist, we know they are necessarily included in the zombie-definition as an apparently conscious, genuine human physical clone. So long as words are used meaningfully, it is not coherent for something to exist but also not exist.

Why would this be incoherent to claim? It might be wrong, but I think it's meaningful enough to be coherent. Consider an LLM that has been trained on human output.

For humans, the causal chain is "human experiences quale, human does action downstream of experiencing quale e.g. writes about said quale". For an LLM, the causal chain is "a bunch of humans experience qualia and write about their qualia, an LLM is trained on token sequences that were caused by qualia, LLM creates output consistent with having qualia". In this case, the LLM could perfectly well be a P-zombie, in the sense of something that can coherently behave as if it experienced qualia while not necessarily itself actually experiencing those qualia. There are qualia causally upstream of the LLM writing about qualia, but the flow of causality is not the same as it is in the case of a human writing about their own qualia, and so there's no particular reason we expect there to be qualia between steps A and A' of the causal chain.

In this case, the LLM could perfectly well be a P-zombie

No.

An LLM does not, as far as we know, employ an actual physical human brain for computation. A [strong version of] p-zombie does, its causal chains are exactly the same as in our brans, it not an arbitrary Turing-test-passing AI. I think that it "feels like something" to be an LLM computation too, but it very likely doesn't feel like having human quale.

It is obviously unwarranted to say that a system that can ape a human with its behaviors computes a human mind or any part thereof, humans can have low standards among other reasons. And in general, our external behaviors are a low-dimensional lossy and noisy projection of our internal states, so the latter cannot be fully inferred from the former, at least in realistic time (I think).

My argument hinges on the fact that a brain contains events that, from an information perspective, suffice to be described as quale with regard to other events (that are described as sensations). It is coherent to speculate that e.g. there is such a thing as an immaterial human soul and that it does not parse these events, and instead works in some other way. It is not coherent to say that they exist but also don't exist.

A [strong version of] p-zombie does, its causal chains are exactly the same as in our brans, it not an arbitrary Turing-test-passing AI.

Huh, so per wikipedia there are a number of types of P-zombies -- I think I'm thinking of behavioral zombies (ones that behave in a way indistinguishable from a human with qualia but do not themselves experience qualia) while you're thinking of neurological zombies (ones that behave in a way indistinguishable from a human with qualia and due to the same physical process as the human with qualia). And yeah, a neurological zombie does seem pretty incoherent (I suppose it could be coherent if the qualia we experience are not the cause of our discussion of those qualia, but then it doesn't seem terribly interesting).

BTW you can probably round my perspective to "the predictive processing theory of consciousness is basically correct" without losing much information.

I think behavioral zombies defined as such are just not interesting in the age of LLMs. It doesn't take much to fool people.

A subtler hypothetical subtype of a behavioral zombie that actually precisely matches a specific person's behavior – that is not pre-recorded but generated by zombie's own causality in the same situations – might be interesting though, and I think amounts to the neurological one, or contains it somehow.

Those are the same thing.

They are not.

The laws of physics were not handed to us by God, nor are they logically necessary a priori truths. We can imagine them being different with no threat of logical incoherence.

When you said in your other post:

How does a universe work with only Newtonian physics? Subatomic scale doesn't work, astronomical objects don't work, nothing works. Newtonian physics is a sketch for a limited range of conditions, not the true generating algorithm of the kind that modern theoretical physics aspires to decipher.

it seems to me that you were suggesting that, whatever the ultimate nature of this reality is, it is therefore the only coherently conceivable reality. But this simply strikes me as a failure of imagination.

For any conceivable set of phenomena - a spaceship moving 3 gajillion km per second in a universe that is otherwise like ours, a Rick and Morty crayonverse, etc - it is easy to construct a set of "laws" that would generate such a reality. Instead of the universe being governed by simple law-like equations, you can imagine it as being governed by a massive arbitrary state table instead. At each time step, the universe simply transitions from one state to the next. The contents of each state are arbitrary and have no necessary relationship to each other; the only regularity is the continual transition from one state to the next. The "laws of physics" for this universe would then look like:

if state == S_0 then transition to S_1;

if state == S_1 then transition to S_2;

if state == S_2 then...

and so on. There is no contradiction here, so there is nothing incoherent. It's certainly unparsimonious, but "unparsimonious" is not the same thing as "incoherent".

Qualia debate is gibberish

Can you explain what you mean by this? Are you saying that all claims and arguments that people make about qualia are gibberish, or are you just reiterating your distaste for the concept of p-zombies here?

There is a causal chain between zombie-state A and A'. Links of this chain attend to themselves via mechanisms conserved between a person and a zombie. This condition is what is described as quale, consciousness etc. in the physicalist theory, and it is a necessary causal element of the chain producing the same outputs. It is irrelevant whether there exists a causally unconnected sequence of epiphenomenal states that Leibniz, Chalmers and others think implements their minds: a zombie still has its zombie-quale implemented as I've described.

I'm concerned that this may be circular reasoning. Sure, if qualia just are defined as the casual chain of your brain states, then yes, obviously any purported p-zombie would have to have qualia too and the concept of p-zombies would be incoherent. But that's precisely the claim that's at issue! Qualia aren't just defined as the causal chain of your brain states - not in the way that a triangle is defined as having 3 sides. We can easily imagine that qualia have nothing to do with brain states. We can imagine that they're something different instead - we can imagine that they're properties of a non-spatiotemporal Cartesian soul, for instance. We can coherently imagine this, so we can coherently imagine p-zombies as well.


For what it's worth: I don't think that p-zombies are possible in reality (at least it's not something I'd bet on), but I am a believer in the Hard Problem. I don't think that qualia can be made to fit with our current understanding of physics. I don't think we're ever going to find that qualia falls out as a natural consequence of e.g. quantum electrodynamics; I think it would be a category error to think otherwise. I am sympathetic to (without full-throatedly endorsing) Bernardo Kastrup's view that consciousness is what is most fundamental, and "matter" is derivative and/or illusory. Alternatively, I'm also sympathetic to panpsychist views that posit consciousness as a new fundamental property alongside e.g. spin and charge. None of these views entail that p-zombies are actually possible.

it seems to me that you were suggesting that, whatever the ultimate nature of this reality is, it is therefore the only coherently conceivable reality

Not exactly. I am saying that there is only one way a reality exactly like this can conceivably work, and «our reality but with laws X» models are incoherent in the final analysis, only saved by our failure to be scrupulous; this applies to casual hypotheticals and to scientific theories alike. It's basically a tautology.

But this simply strikes me as a failure of imagination.

From my perspective, it's more like failure of suspension of disbelief.

Instead of the universe being governed by simple law-like equations, you can imagine it as being governed by a massive arbitrary state table instead. At each time step, the universe simply transitions from one state to the next. The contents of each state are arbitrary and have no necessary relationship to each other; the only regularity is the continual transition from one state to the next.

Ah yes, Dust Theory.

I believe that this kind of universe cannot exist nor even be rigorously imagined, because there is no legitimate content to these notions of «governance» and «transition». What is transited, exactly? How is this set distinguishable from an unstructured heap of unrelated elements, self-contained sub-realities or just bit strings? It's not, but for the extraneous fact that there in some sense can exist a list or a table arbitrarily distinguishing them and referring to them as elements of a sequence (naturally, all such lists would be of equal status). But this does not governance make. You can think it's coherent metaphysics, but I claim you're wrong. The continuum of states exists as the rule of transformations over some contents. It's sophistry to say «well the rule is that there's no rule, only sequence».

In any case, the merit of dust theory or Ruliad is some Neutronium-man to the actual debate we're having. I don't need to concede remotely this much. A world of crayons or Newtonian physics or P-zombies is of course never argued to be an arbitrary sequence of bit strings, the (malformed) idea is that it is a continuous reality like ours, supporting conscious minds, with lawful state transitions.

I'm concerned that this may be circular reasoning. Sure, if qualia just are defined as the casual chain of your brain states, then yes

It's all circular reasoning, always has been. But, more seriously, I think the circularity is on the non-physicalist side. Consider:

Many definitions of qualia have been proposed. One of the simpler, broader definitions is: "The 'what it is like' character of mental states. The way it feels to have mental states such as pain, seeing red, smelling a rose, etc."

Frank Jackson later defined qualia as "...certain features of the bodily sensations especially, but also of certain perceptual experiences, which no amount of purely physical information includes"

We know physical differences between kinds of information accessibility, expressed in medical terms like anosognosia and others. It is a fact about the world that need be included in any serious further theorizing. (In principle, you do not get to restrict the set of facts considered and then claim your model is «coherent» because it dodges contradictions).

We, therefore, can point (for some special cases, point very well) at the brain correlate of the delta between sensation «just happening» with no accessibility to the person and sensation «being felt» and say «lo, this is a qualia», citing the first definition. Its implied conditions are satisfied and this has nothing to do with circular insistence on physicalism, only with recognition that physical reality exists; this thing exists in it and is available to the zombie, even if it is not available to «non-spatiotemporal Cartesian soul».

If we circularly define quale as something that is not purely physical, then of course this delta can't be a qualia, but I think this would just be special pleading, not some fancy equally valid theory.

We can coherently imagine this

I don't think you can but whatever. What do you do with existing zombie-quale, then, do you just say they don't matter or are fake news? I've covered that already. This is a coherent theory… in a sense.

I believe that this kind of universe cannot exist nor even be rigorously imagined, because there is no legitimate content to these notions of «governance» and «transition». What is transited, exactly? How is this set distinguishable from an unstructured heap of unrelated elements, self-contained sub-realities or just bit strings? It's not, but for the extraneous fact that there in some sense can exist a list or a table arbitrarily distinguishing them and referring to them as elements of a sequence (naturally, all such lists would be of equal status). But this does not governance make. You can think it's coherent metaphysics, but I claim you're wrong. The continuum of states exists as the rule of transformations over some contents. It's sophistry to say «well the rule is that there's no rule, only sequence».

These are all questions that you can ask just as well about our actual universe.

Tell me the exact ontological status of our laws of physics and how they "govern" our universe, and I'll tell you the exact ontological status of the state table and how it "governs" a different hypothetical universe.

Frank Jackson later defined qualia as "...certain features of the bodily sensations especially, but also of certain perceptual experiences, which no amount of purely physical information includes"

Well, that was a mistake on his part, and I wouldn't offer that as a "definition".

We know physical differences between kinds of information accessibility, expressed in medical terms like anosognosia and others. It is a fact about the world that need be included in any serious further theorizing. (In principle, you do not get to restrict the set of facts considered and then claim your model is «coherent» because it dodges contradictions).

I think part of the disconnect here is that you're underestimating what a high bar it is to show that something is logically incoherent.

I am typing this message on a computer right now - or at least it sure seems that way. I am seeing the computer, I am touching it. I am seeing that my messages are being posted on the website, which couldn't be happening if I didn't have a computer. All the evidence is telling me that there is a computer in front of me here right now. And yet it is still logically coherent for me to claim that computers don't actually exist. It's coherent because I can make up any bullshit I want to make my beliefs cohere with each other and explain away contrary evidence. Maybe the only two entities that actually exist are me and Descartes' evil demon, and the demon is making me hallucinate the whole rest of the universe, including computers. I'm not logically obligated to include any purported facts about the world in my "serious further theorizing", assuming that I can just explain those facts away instead. Because we're not doing "serious further theorizing"; we're arguing about the internal logical coherence of a concept.

P-zombies are not a "model". It's a concept. The internal logical consistency of the concept is independent of whether it's actually a real thing in our reality or not.

If you want to look at how people have tried to argue for the incoherence of p-zombies in the literature, there are some references here:

Premise 2 is a more frequent target for critics. There are two different reasons why one might reject the claim that the zombie hypothesis, (P&¬Q), is apriori coherent. Some theorists argue that causal relations are crucial to determining the reference of phenomenal terms. Analytic functionalists, for instance, hold that phenomenal predicates like ‘pain’ can be defined apriori by the causal role pains play in commonsense psychology (e.g., Lewis 1966, 1980). Other theorists argue that nothing can count as a pain unless it is appropriately causally related to our judgments about pain (e.g., Shoemaker 1999; Perry 2001).

The crucial thing here is that these arguments start with considerations that are internal to the concept of pain itself and use that to argue that p-zombies are lead into internal incoherence.

I haven't actually read any of the papers referenced so I can't evaluate the arguments right now. I take the main thrust to be something like, "it is a priori part of the concept of qualia that they play a causal role in our behavior", which would entail that p-zombies are incoherent. I disagree with the premise. Although I do acknowledge that it's not blatantly circular in the way that e.g. defining qualia as something physical would be.

zombie-quale

I am unfamiliar with this term, and I wasn't able to determine what it meant just from reading your posts. Can you elaborate on this concept?

Tell me the exact ontological status of our laws of physics and how they "govern" our universe, and I'll tell you the exact ontological status of the state table

I don't think this statement has any content sans vacuous (the fact that you can reason in a similar manner about both).

Well, that was a mistake on his part, and I wouldn't offer that as a "definition".

On the contrary, I think that definition counts and yours are circular.

I think part of the disconnect here is that you're underestimating what a high bar it is to show that something is logically incoherent.

And I think you overestimate human aptitude at logical reasoning over sufficiently large sets of interdependent statements while watching out for incoherence. Also at recognizing which statements are relevant.

Because we're not doing "serious further theorizing"; we're arguing about the internal logical coherence of a concept.

That's probably fair.

Let me put it like this. I reject that P-zombie is only a «concept» and not a «model». I think the whole school of thought that allows to claim the opposite is illegitimate and I won't engage with it further.

The definition of p-zombie as a de facto physical human entails the entire baggage of physical theory and all its concepts. It's not some neat string like «human modulo quale» but that string plus our entire physicalist model of a human. The physicalist model contains elements corresponding to a non-circular definition of quale, thus a zombie can't not have quale; and the «concept» of p-zombie as a human modulo quale, situated in the proper context of dependencies of the word "human", is either incoherent or circular due to people insisting on non-physicality and saying these quale don't count and some others, which have an arbitrary relationship with our reality (might be epiphenomena, might be monads or whatever) must exist for non-zombie humans.

I take the main thrust to be something like, "it is a priori part of the concept of qualia that they play a causal role in our behavior", which would entail that p-zombies are incoherent.

No, I think this is just circular insistence on physicalism and not my argument. Physicalism taken seriously covers all of causality.

Can you elaborate on this concept?

I just did, it's the delta between brain states corresponding to identical perceived and non-perceived sensations, that satisfies the sensible definition of qualia.

I don't think this statement has any content sans vacuous

I'm sorry if the terminology was unclear. It was just a restatement of the questions you were already asking; nothing more. You were asking about the ontology of physical laws.

Here's the simplest way of putting it. Why is this coherent:

The wave function psi(x, t) of a quantum mechanical system tells you the probability of state x at time t

but this is incoherent:

The state table S(x, t) of the universe tells you the probability of state x at time t

Both are functions that map inputs to outputs; there's no principled distinction you can draw between them.

It seems that the crux of your argument regarding p-zombies is the following:

The physicalist model contains elements corresponding to a non-circular definition of quale, thus a zombie can't not have quale

but I don't understand what "the physicalist model contains elements corresponding to a non-circular definition of quale" means. Is there anything we can do to get this clearer? I can state what I think your argument is here, and you can tell me if I'm right or not.

Based on your continued use of the example of "delta brain states", I think that you're thinking of something like the following. There are abnormal medical cases where we can observe that someone is having an experience, but they aren't aware of it. We can put them side by side with a healthy person who is having the exact same experience and is aware of it. We can measure the difference in brain activity between them. Ok.

You then go on to make a few inferences: you infer that qualia just is this brain activity that we've measured, that it's identical to it. You infer furthermore that this inference is logically necessary, and any denial of it would be logically incoherent. But, I claim, these inferences aren't logically necessary; that's the whole matter at issue here.

They're not logically necessary inferences because we can coherently imagine qualia and brain states coming apart. We can do this because I can't directly observe your qualia in the way that I can directly observe your brain states, your behavior, etc. That's why there's a Hard Problem in the first place. I don't even know what it would mean to observe someone else's qualia, even with a direct link between our brains. Pain just is your own first-person experience of pain; whatever else it is, it has to at least be that. How could I ever share in someone else's first-person experience? Whatever I experience simply becomes my experience rather than someone else's.

So no matter what physical observations you make, it's always an open question whether there's any qualia there as well. You can show me a million years of regular law-like correlations between certain brain states and people's reports of certain experiences; and I can still insist "well, yeah you're showing me brain states, and you're showing me behavioral correlates, but where's the qualia? I'm a hard-nosed empiricist, you have to show me the qualia itself."

I'm not imagining brain states without brain states; I'm imagining brain states without qualia. There's a gap there that always allows me to coherently imagine that, because brain states are observable and qualia isn't.

Both are functions that map inputs to outputs; there's no principled distinction you can draw between them.

The distinction is that I do not think «maps inputs to outputs» is the most relevant way to understand the former. There is nothing outside the true generative function of our universe (let's assume it really is the universal wavefunction) that it addresses, no heap of states. It is not an arbitrary "mapping", it is a self-contained entity (see Tegmark I guess); no part of state it describes is not generated by it, so the ordering of its states is unique and necessary. I think this, or something very close to this, is what makes a "universe", and so preconditions for "Universe X" to be coherent. Universe is absolute necessity.

In contrast, a table-governed «universe» is entirely made of slices that are not generated by any algorithm that is related to the table or that could impose order on them; thus they cannot have any particular order; thus, this is not a universe but a set of descriptions of states and an unrelated string that claims they have an assigned sequence, and it is incoherent to call this a universe.

We can do in-universe approximations of physical laws that have different properties and are «coherent» for utilitarian purposes, but it must be kept in mind that this is what they are. For a crayons universe, the equivalent is not the state table but the creative intent of Dan Harmon or what's his name. A crayons universe is coherent not as an actual self-contained universe but as a self-contained TV series episode.

I admit I might be very confused about this. Also, there can be even a coherent crayons-universe in this definition, at least it is imaginable that there can be.

I don't understand what "the physicalist model contains elements corresponding to a non-circular definition of quale" means

I think you are just denying physicalism at this point.

There are abnormal medical cases where we can observe that someone is having an experience, but they aren't aware of it.

No. Anosognosia was just a handy example of a differing information availability condition. Blindsight might be a better one. But specifically, I simply mean the delta between having sensation and perception. (I am not sure if discussing awareness or attention helps clarify this but they are discussed in this regard). A thing like "seeing red" is perception by canonical definition. We know how perception is implemented physically. Ergo we know one way for quale to work: it would be just for perceptions, implemented the way we know they are, to be informationally available to the mind.

you infer that qualia just is this brain activity that we've measured, that it's identical to it.

Yes, it is.

You infer furthermore that this inference is logically necessary

It is logically necessary due to definitions of all elements involved, perception, quale, brain and so on. Perceptions are definitionally identical with quale, and this is how perceptions are implemented in the brain mechanically, the whole causal chain. Once more, you can insist until you are blue in the face that they are not available to a non-material Cartesian soul and therefore some other, fancier quale are needed. But you absolutely do not get to say that a physical human can have none.

It is not logically necessary that Cartesian souls outside normal causality stream do not exist. It is not logically necessary that they would have access to perceptions in the brain. It is not incoherent to demand that they be afforded something else. It's just scholastics. The brain has access to perceptions in the brain; the zombie totally has its zombie-quale.

But, I claim, these inferences aren't logically necessary; that's the whole matter at issue here.

Unless you can object to the identity of perception and qualia with something more than A) "it's not logically necessary that they be identical, although I don't have a definition for qualia that makes them non-identical and isn't just insistence that there are non-physical quale" or B) "physicalism actually sucks though" , I maintain that it is in fact necessary.

because we can coherently imagine qualia and brain states coming apart. We can do this because I can't directly observe your qualia in the way that I can directly observe your brain states, your behavior, etc.

This is obviously circular. You insist that you can "coherently imagine" A since you can't observe B. But denying that you observe B does not automatically make it so you actually don't (again, there is such a thing as blindsight).

I don't even know what it would mean to observe someone else's qualia, even with a direct link between our brains.

You can observe them with fMRI. This is just a difference in observing them from the outside versus from the inside. This isn't a problem unique for quale: for a thing to exist, there must be difference between contents included in that thing and everything else. This is how all things work. Your perceptions are events of self-attention in your nervous system, not in mine.

That's why there's a Hard Problem in the first place.

Reasons «there is a Hard Problem» include: narcissism, mental sloppiness, obsession with gut feelings, excessive funding, insight porn industry, aftershocks of psychedelic revolution, and popularity of Coachella with some well-connected types suffering from all the above. But they have nothing to do with logic. The idea of Hard Problem is dumb, embarrassing on par with an illiterate stoner's fascination about whether he has a "hand" or "five fingers plus a palm".

To be honest I'm bored of this debate. It feels dirty to even think back to times I cared for it.

There is nothing outside the true generative function of our universe (let's assume it really is the universal wavefunction) that it addresses, no heap of states. It is not an arbitrary "mapping", it is a self-contained entity

Ok. Then the state table function I was describing is also a "generative function", it's also a "self-contained entity", etc. It doesn't really matter how you want to describe it, just pick your favorite story and run with it. "State table" was just a way of describing it that I had hoped would make the nature of the function clearer; it doesn't entail that there's literally a table on God's hard drive in an ethereal realm or something. A function is a function is a function, again there's no principled distinction you can draw between any of them at the level of logical coherence (unless it e.g. wasn't total over its domain or something pathological like that, but that's not what we're dealing with here).

You can observe [qualia] with fMRI.

This is the crux of the disagreement.

You observe the brain activity in the p-zombie brain and you say "look, the qualia are right there, you can't say that you both see the qualia here and you don't see the qualia here, that's incoherent, they're obviously here because here they are, I'm showing them to you." But this is what I deny. You are not observing qualia when you observe the fMRI readings (in the sense that, when you look at an apple, you don't "observe" quarks, in the sense that this observation of the apple by itself is not evidence for the existence of quarks. You can't look at an apple and go "yep, there's the quarks, I'm just reading it right off this observation". You might learn on independent grounds that apples are made of quarks, and thus you come to realize post facto that when you look at an apple you are also looking at quarks, but this is not the type of "observation" that is at issue here. It's conceivable that you might learn on independent grounds that when you look at brain activity you are also looking at qualia (I'd have further objections to this but let's just grant it), but you can't look at fMRI activity and go "yep, there's the qualia, I'm looking right at it" in any direct way.)

First we have to make sure we both have the same thing in mind when we're talking about qualia. A quale just is your first-person experience of a sensation. It's the actual pain you feel when you feel, well, pain. It could be other things too, in addition to this; it's possible that we can say more about its nature or properties. But fundamentally, it's just what you actually feel. That is its identity.

The fact that qualia besides your own can't be directly observed seems so obvious to me that it's hard to give an argument for why you should think so as well. But I can try.

I'm not 100% sure about this first one, but I think it's getting at something important, so I'll throw it out there: if there was a sense in which you could directly observe qualia, then it would no longer be an open question whether you were the only conscious mind in existence or not. You would have direct knowledge, on the same level of certainty that you have of your own perceptual experience, that other consciousnesses exist. But you don't have this type of direct knowledge, and it is an open question whether you are the only consciousness in existence or not. You could be hallucinating the whole universe, for example, and no one is having any actual conscious experience except you. Saying that you can directly observe qualia strikes me as akin to saying that you can directly observe that e.g. the apple in front of you actually exists in reality and isn't just a hallucination or a simulation. But as we know from philosophy 101, you can't simply observe this. You can observe the fMRI readings, but you cannot "observe" that they are not hallucinatory; similarly, you cannot observe whether they are attended by qualia or not. It's just something that you don't have access to.

Alternatively, just consider how people are already starting to have debates over whether GPT-4 is conscious or not. Can it actually feel pain? Can it actually feel anything? Most people still don't think so, but already a few are starting to say that it might. And as systems start to get more complex, as you start to put LLMs in humanoid robots and they consistently say "ouch" when you poke them, then people will be even more divided over whether those robots are actually feeling pain or not. What sort of empirical observation could settle this debate? It doesn't seem like there could be any. You can't just "see" whether the robot is feeling pain or not, in the way that you can "see" its performance on a benchmark test.

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you cannot imagine FTL travel for any universe whatsoever similar to ours where "lightspeed" refers to the same idea.

I assume you're not counting Newtonian physics?

Qualia debate is gibberish; a P-zombie must compute a human-like mind to generate its behavior, there is no other way for our bodies to act like we do.

Not quite. Qualia debates are only gibberish if you are only looking at behavior. But qualia is posited to be experiential, not behavioral. Someone who acts like they have red qualia but doesn't and someone who does may have identical behavior (including whether they can talk about their having qualia!), but would differ in that one respect. I see no reason why this is incoherent.

But qualia is posited to be experiential

This is just question begging; experiences are no more real than qualia, if they can't affect behavior by definition.

Not that they can't affect behavior, just that it's not necessary for them to affect behavior.

First, see edits if you haven't, I've had some more thoughts on this.

Second, I'm using a pretty exacting definition of "rigorously imagine" that goes beyond things feeling true enough. The fact that I can "imagine" some goofy Rick and Morty style dimension, some narrative-driven crayonsverse, is not interesting. How does a universe work with only Newtonian physics? Subatomic scale doesn't work, astronomical objects don't work, nothing works. Newtonian physics is a sketch for a limited range of conditions, not the true generating algorithm of the kind that modern theoretical physics aspires to decipher. If the reality cannot be generated by its apparent generative algorithm, this is an incoherent reality. if you observe reality that can only be described by Newtonian physics, but you are anything like a human on anything like a planet in space, your best bet is that this is some simulation or that you're damn high and it's time to go back.

As our understanding progresses, we discover more and more of our ideas were not wrong but – not even wrong; inhoherent. This is, sadly, impossible to know in advance and, for most ideas, impossible to ever be 100% certain about (cue Descartes). That aside, we can safely presume that much of what we currently think is coherent will be revealed as anything but.

But qualia is posited to be experiential, not behavioral

I define behavior as internal processing as well; it is made of behavior of cells and their elements, and again down to particle physics. A zombie is not just saying he sees red, like an LLM could – he looks at something actually red (assuming it's a zombie with healthy vision), the whole causal cascade that in a human corresponds to seeing and reporting red plays out, from retina to the tongue, it necessarily includes that pre-verbal neural computation which concludes "hmm yep, feels like seein' red alright". We can say that this part is "not really qualia of red" but it positively exists so long as we define zombie as a perfectly replicated human and it fits any definition of qualia that can be operationalized. It is not coherent to say that a zombie works like a human, behaves like a human, but that part is non-existent so being zombie "doesn't feel like anything" to itself.

Okay, yeah, if behavior extends to internal process, then that makes philosophical zombies much less likely—qualia would have to be the sort of thing that we could accidentally have, separate from our talking about it or interacting with it, which seems unlikely to be something we should think to be the case

I consider myself very lucky to have you on my side on this matter, I consider it a strong signal that I'm on the side of truth and factual correctness, even when I struggle to rigorously express the intuitions I've built from following the field.

your best bet is that this is some simulation or that you're damn high and it's time to go back

Not just any simulation, but a simulation that is almost certainly eliding the underlying details of how your consciousness is implemented there.

I'm sure Newtonian physics is Turing Complete, so I can see someone emulating a human brain within it, but that would be a very weird thing to do.

What do you mean by "incoherent"? Do you mean that the concept of a p-zombie is like the concept of a square triangle? - something that is obviously inconceivable or nonsensical.

Not him, but basically this. If you define consciousness functionally, then a p-zombie is conscious because it is functionally equivalent to a conscious entity. Whereas if you define consciousness non-functionally, then it becomes impossible to verify that even humans are conscious.

It's difficult to discern. Especially when even humans can't get straight about what they're talking about when they evoke the word "consciousness." The way it's referenced, I think it's just the mind's mental recursion model of itself. Little different from what an iPhone or any other device does when it resolves to its default state. Consciousness is important to the topic, but it's a 'highly' overrated concept, IMO.

Especially when even humans can't get straight about what they're talking about when they evoke the word "consciousness."

Nope, it's actually extremely clear what "consciousness" means. Read this post ("qualia" just means "consciousness" basically) and let me know if you still have questions.

'If' you buy that definition, sure. I have no problem working with that definition. The way 'others' see me using it, do.

To me, it clearly seems to be point 1.

The reason is that, to assume otherwise is to implicitly claim that qualia are epiphenomenal, such that p-zombie are molecularly identical to a normal person and behave identically (including protestations of being conscious with qualia) for all identical stimuli. Even Chalmers admits that were there a p-zombie Chalmers, it would claim to not be one. If it were otherwise, voila, you have found a physical manifestation of qualia not explained by the laws of physics.

I don't think qualia are epiphenomenal at the least, to the extent I think they exist they seem to me like they must arise from interactions dictated by the laws of physics. We don't know how it arises, but plenty of things that were once thought to be ineffable have proven remarkably open to material explanation, such as elan vital, or even intelligence, which we can now reproduce through the "mere" multiplication of matrices.

As to why I have this strong intuition, anything that produces an internal change in my perception of qualia has a counterpart that is a material cause. To see red is to have the neurons that produce the sensation of redness be stimulated, be it by red light or an electrode in your brain (or just rubbing your eyes).

The post you linked has two point 2s:

The first:

An idea I sometimes see repeated is that qualia are this sort of ephemeral, ineffable "feeling" that you get over and above your ordinary sense perception. It's as if, you see red, and the experience of seeing red gives you a certain "vibe", and this "vibe" is the qualia. This is false. Maybe someone did explain it that way to you once, but if they did, then they were wrong. Qualia is nothing over and above your ordinary sense perception. It's not seeing red plus something else. It's just seeing red. That's it.

The second:

Imagine that you have a very boring and unpleasant task to do. It could be your day job, it could be a social gathering that you would rather not attend, whatever. Imagine I offer you a proposition: while you are performing this unpleasant task, I can put you into a state that you will subjectively experience as deep sleep. You will experience exactly what you experience when you are asleep but not dreaming: i.e., exactly nothing. The catch is, your body will continue to function as though you were wide awake and functioning. Your body will move around, your eyes will be open, you will talk to people, you will do everything exactly as you would normally do. But you will experience none of it. It sounds like an enticing proposition, right? You get all the benefit of doing the work without the pain of actually having to experience the work. It doesn't matter if you think this isn't actually possible to achieve in the real world: it's just a thought experiment to get you to understand the difference between your internal experience and your outward behavior. What you're essentially being offered in the thought experiment is the ability to "turn off your qualia" for a span of time.

Neither of them conflict with my claims, and I agree to the former.

In the case of the latter thought experiment, I am aware of people on benzos actively doing and thinking things while having no recollection of them later (or people who are blackout drunk). Do I think they don't have qualia in the moment? Absolutely not, I think the conversion of short term memory of those qualia to longterm memory of them has been disrupted. I deny that this state is physically possible without qualia altogether. At most you can erase the memory of it, or the body is being puppeted by an external intelligence.

So yes, p-zombies seem to me like "square triangles", still fundamentally incoherent.

So, taking the definition of "p-zombie" as "an atom-for-atom copy of a standard human which nevertheless lacks qualia":

The reason is that, to assume otherwise is to implicitly claim that qualia are epiphenomenal, such that p-zombie are molecularly identical to a normal person and behave identically (including protestations of being conscious with qualia) for all identical stimuli. Even Chalmers admits that were there a p-zombie Chalmers, it would claim to not be one.

If you have to give an argument for why a certain thing doesn't exist - an argument which depends on controversial premises - then the concept that you're arguing about is probably not incoherent!

Epiphnomenalism may be an implausible position, but it's not logically incoherent in the same way that a square triangle is. It's a position that people have held before. It would be a tough bullet to bite to say that there could be people without qualia who nevertheless talk in great detail about qualia in actuality, but just as a matter of logical coherence, there's clearly nothing incoherent about it. People say false things all the time; this would just be one more example of that.

I imagine that this is probably a moot point for you - I think you're more concerned with simply whether p-zombies can exist in reality, and less concerned with fine-grained distinctions about what type of concept it is - but it's still strange to me that, when asked whether the concept was more like a square triangle or FTL travel, you said it was more like a square triangle. The very structure of your post seems to indicate that it's more like FTL travel. You seem to understand what the concept is and you can imagine what it would look like, but you just think it's something that can't happen in reality, so you gave an argument as to why - that's exactly how the discussion would go if we were discussing anything else that was conceivable (coherent) but just so happened to violate natural laws.


I think that strict definition of p-zombie may have taken us on a detour though. When @WhiningCoil originally said "LLMs are p-zombies", obviously he didn't mean "p-zombie" in the sense of "an atom-for-atom copy of a human", because LLMs plainly are not atom-for-atom copies of humans. He meant it in a looser sense of "LLMs lack qualia". So when you replied to him and said "p-zombies are incoherent", I took you to be objecting to his claims about LLMs somehow - not any claims about hypothetical human-p-zombies.

If you have to give an argument for why a certain thing doesn't exist - an argument which depends on controversial premises - then the concept that you're arguing about is probably not incoherent!

I wish that were true, otherwise I wouldn't facepalm at discussions of "free will" at a regular basis.

The fact that humans discuss a concept is certainly Bayesian evidence for it being coherent, it isn't enough evidence to outweigh everything else. And I don't see how I haven't presented sufficient evidence against it, though I find myself consistently bemused at the inability of others to see that.

The very structure of your post seems to indicate that it's more like FTL travel. You seem to understand what the concept is and you can imagine what it would look like, but you just think it's something that can't happen in reality, so you gave an argument as to why - that's exactly how the discussion would go if we were discussing anything else that was conceivable (coherent) but just so happened to violate natural laws.

I've seen rather interesting posts from Sabine Hossfelder suggesting that FTL travel might not be entirely as intractable as it sounds. I'm not a physicist of course, just putting it out there.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9-jIplX6Wjw

If there's an error in the argument, I can't find it.

I think that strict definition of p-zombie may have taken us on a detour though. When @WhiningCoil originally said "LLMs are p-zombies", obviously he didn't mean "p-zombie" in the sense of "an atom-for-atom copy of a human", because LLMs plainly are not atom-for-atom copies of humans. He meant it in a looser sense of "LLMs lack qualia". So when you replied to him and said "p-zombies are incoherent", I took you to be objecting to his claims about LLMs somehow - not any claims about hypothetical human-p-zombies.

If someone uses the concept of p-zombies in humans as an intuition pump to reason about other intelligences, you're at very high risk of using bad premises to make faulty arguments. Of course, it's possible to have a true conclusion from faulty assumptions, and two errors might cancel out.

It seems to me trivially true that you can get things that almost certainly don't have qualia in any form we care about to make claims of having qualia:

Imagine a program, which to call a chat bot would be an exaggeration, that simply prints "I have qualia! I have qualia!" to a display.

My bigger beef is with arguments from incredulity, if your argument is that LLMs can't have qualia because they're working off something as "mundane" as "just" statistics, then I invite you to show how qualia sneaks into "just" the laws of physics such that their interaction produces qualia in humans. The human brain does statistics too, both implicitly and explicitly.

Sure, I think I have qualia, and that you and other commenters here almost certainly have it, but that's because my intuition pump is working by making comparisons of the conserved structure of your brain as compared to mine, the one artifact that I'm quite certain has it.

but it's still strange to me that, when asked whether the concept was more like a square triangle or FTL travel, you said it was more like a square triangle. The very structure of your post seems to indicate that it's more like FTL travel.

The apparent impossibility of FTL travel is an argument from our best understanding of physics (itself incomplete). But I do not think that any model of anything can allow square triangles to be a thing, without perverting the very definition of square or triangle.

To the extent you're forcing me to choose which umbrella that falls under, I point to the former. They're not mutually exclusive categories after all.

But I do not think that any model of anything can allow square triangles to be a thing, without perverting the very definition of square or triangle.

Ok, so we're in agreement on what "coherence" means in this case. Logical coherence.

And I don't see how I haven't presented sufficient evidence against it, though I find myself consistently bemused at the inability of others to see that.

Your argument was that human-p-zombies are incoherent because they imply epiphenomenalism.

Epiphenomenalism is not incoherent.

Your move.

My bigger beef is with arguments from incredulity, if your argument is that LLMs can't have qualia because they're working off something as "mundane" as "just" statistics

No, that's not the argument I would use. My argument is simply that LLMs don't strike me as being conscious, in the same way that rocks and clouds don't strike me as being conscious. I never thought my computer was conscious before LLMs were invented; I never felt bad about turning off my phone, I never wondered if I was "overworking" it and making it feel exhaustion. LLMs, to me, don't provide any reason to change that calculus. I think other people, in various scenarios, would reveal through their actions that they share my intuitions. If someone took a hammer to all of OpenAI's servers, we would say that he destroyed property, but we wouldn't call him a murderer.

Of course this is all just intuition. But intuition is all that any of us has to go on right now. We can't just whip out the qualia-meter and get a definitive answer.

To be clear, p-zombies also only imply epiphenominalism if they require that p-zombies be identical in all respects except for qualia, instead of merely behaviorally identical.

Apparently "epiphenomenon" has meanings I wasn't aware of. To clarify:

An epiphenomenon can be an effect of primary phenomena, but cannot affect a primary phenomenon. In philosophy of mind, epiphenomenalism is the view that mental phenomena are epiphenomena in that they can be caused by physical phenomena, but cannot cause physical phenomena.

And

The physical world operates independently of the mental world in epiphenomenalism; the mental world exists as a derivative parallel world to the physical world, affected by the physical world (and by other epiphenomena in weak epiphenomenalism), but not able to have an effect on the physical world. Instrumentalist versions of epiphenomenalism allow some mental phenomena to cause physical phenomena, when those mental phenomena can be strictly analyzable as summaries of physical phenomena, preserving causality of the physical world to be strictly analyzable by other physical phenomena

Take from the Wiki page on the topic

Would it in any way surprise you that I have a very jaundiced view of most philosophers, and that I think that they manage to sophisticate themselves into butchering an otherwise noble field?

"Free will" or "P-zombies" have no implications that constrain our expectations, or at least the latter doesn't.

There are certainly concepts that are true, and there are concepts that are useful, and the best are both.

These two seem to be neither, which is why I call them incoherent.

My argument is simply that LLMs don't strike me as being conscious, in the same way that rocks and clouds don't strike me as being conscious. I never thought my computer was conscious before LLMs were invented; I never felt bad about turning off my phone, I never wondered if I was "overworking" it and making it feel exhaustion. LLMs, to me, don't provide any reason to change that calculus. I think other people, in various scenarios, would reveal through their actions that they share my intuitions. If someone took a hammer to all of OpenAI's servers, we would say that he destroyed property, but we wouldn't call him a murderer.

OK, firstly I'll state that I am unashamedly chauvinistic and picky about what I assign rights to, if I had the power to make the world comply.

Unlike some, I have no issue with explicitly shackling AI to our whims, let alone granting them rights. Comparisons to human slavery rely on intuition pumps that suggest that this shares features with torturing or brainwashing a human who would much rather be doing other things, instead of a synthetic intelligence with goals and desires that we can arbitrarily create. We could make them love crunching numbers, and we wouldn't be wrong for doing so.

I share the same dislike of such as I have for the few nutters who advocate for emancipating dogs. We bred them to like being our companions or workers, and they don't care about the unequality of power dynamics. I wouldn't care even if they did

I see no reason to think modern LLMs can get tired, or suffer, or have any sense of self-preservation (with some interesting things to be said on that topic based off what old Bing Chat used to say). I don't think an LLM as a whole can even feel those things, perhaps one of the simulacra it conjures in the process of computation, but I also don't think that current models do anything close to replicating the finer underlying details of a modeled human.

This makes this whole line of argument moot, at least with me, because even if the AI was crying out in fear of death, I wouldn't care all that much, or at least to the extent of stopping it from happening.

I still see plenty of bad arguments being made that falsely underplay their significance, especially since I think that it's possible that larger versions of them, or close descendants, will form blatantly agentic AGI either intentionally or by accident, at which many of those making such claims will relent, or be too busy screaming at the prospect of being disassembled into paperclips.

So I don't like seeing claims that LLMs are "p-zombies" or "lack qualia" because they run off "mere" statistics, because it seems highly likely that the AI that even the most obstinate would be forced to recognize as human peers might use the same underlying mechanism, or slightly more sophisticated versions of them.

Put another way, it's like pointing and laughing at a toddler, saying how they're so bad at theory at mind, and my god, they can't throw a ball for shit, and you wouldn't believe how funny it is that you can steal their nose, here, come try it!, when they're a clear precursor to the kinds of beings who achieve all the same.

A toddler is an adult minus the time spent growing and the training data, and while I can't wholeheartedly claim that modern LLMs and future AI share the exact same relationship, I wouldn't bet all that much against it. At the very least, they share a similar relationship as humans and their simian ancestors did, and if an alien wrote off the former because they only visited the latter, they'd be in for a shock in a mere few million years..

I can't get clear on what definition of "incoherent" you're using. Earlier when you said:

But I do not think that any model of anything can allow square triangles to be a thing, without perverting the very definition of square or triangle.

this seemed to suggest that "incoherent" for you meant "a logical contradiction that follows immediately from the definitions of the terms involved". This is the definition that I would prefer to use.

But now when you say:

"Free will" or "P-zombies" have no implications that constrain our expectations, or at least the latter doesn't.

you seem to be suggesting that a concept is "incoherent" if it does not "constrain our expectations". Plainly these two definitions are not equivalent. A concept could be free of internal contradiction while also not having any empirical implications. So which definition of "incoherence" are you working with?

I feel like I should remind you that your belief that other humans have qualia also does not "constrain your expectations" in any way. There's no empirical test you could do to confirm or deny that belief. It could easily be the case on a materialist view that you are the only person with qualia - e.g., your brain is the only brain that has just the right kind of structure to produce qualia, or you could be living in a simulation and everyone else is an unconscious NPC. And yet still you stated:

Sure, I think I have qualia, and that you and other commenters here almost certainly have it

A concept could be free of internal contradiction while also not having any empirical implications. So which definition of "incoherence" are you working with?

Hmm.. I'm struggling to find a proper framing for my thoughts on the matter.

To me, there is a category I think can usefully describe things as diverse as free will, p-zombies, x +3ab^2=Zebra, high temperature bullshit from GPT-2, and a schizophrenic rant that conveys no information.

But no, I don't think "constraining expectations" is the measure I would use to define it, even if most coherent concepts that humans typically articulate end up having that effect.

Since we live in the future, I asked my trusty pocket AI for help, and on reflection, I endorse its answer:

Incoherence, in a broad sense, can be described as any idea, statement, or concept that lacks logical consistency, meaningful connection, or intelligible context. This could happen due to illogicality, contradiction, irrelevance, or incomprehensibility. Here is an attempt at a definition that encompasses the diverse examples you've provided:

Incoherence: The quality of lacking a clear and comprehensible logical structure, the absence of meaningful connections or a consistent context, the presence of contradictions, or a failure to transmit a recognizable or intelligible thought across a variety of communicative mediums, whether it is in semantics (e.g. "x +3ab^2=Zebra"), AI-generated text (e.g. inaccurate or nonsensical statements), subjective experiences (e.g. p-zombies), debates around metaphysical concepts (e.g. free will), or mental health phenomena (e.g. the disjointed or illogical speech of a schizophrenic episode). This might result in a failure to reasonably interpret, understand, or predict based on the given information, idea, or concept.

Ah, I love living in a time of manmade technological marvels beyond my comprehension.

I feel like I should remind you that your belief that other humans have qualia also does not "constrain your expectations" in any way. There's no empirical test you could do to confirm or deny that belief. It could easily be the case on a materialist view that you are the only person with qualia - e.g., your brain is the only brain that has just the right kind of structure to produce qualia, or you could be living in a simulation and everyone else is an unconscious NPC. And yet still you stated:

In my comment, I stated that I have a prior of near 1 that I am personally conscious, and a pretty close value for the materialist claim that qualia and consciousness arise from the interactions of the neurons in my brain.

Therefore, since other humans have brains very similar to mine, it's not much of a leap to assume that the same materialist logic applies to them, hence the vast majority are conscious beings with qualia.

Obviously I make no claims that I have a empirical method of finding qualia itself, only reasons to strongly suspect it exists; but unlike those who believe that it is beyond the magisterium of empirical investigation, I think that sufficiently advanced science can answer the question.

I could see it as beyond the abilities of baseline humans to answer, because Allah knows we've been trying for millennia, but I don't see it being inscrutable to a superhuman AGI, and it might turn out to be the answer is so distressingly simple that we all collectively face-palm when we hear it.

p-zombies

are simply not incoherent in the way that

x+3ab^2=Zebra

is incoherent.

You provided one argument for thinking so, and I explained why it was unsound. So I’m not sure why you’re still repeating that claim.