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Friday Fun Thread for January 12, 2024

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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Years ago I remember reading a copypasta from some guy purporting to be a defense attorney. He argued that the black defendants he represented were dumber across the board than the white or Hispanic ones, and made idiotic mistakes like showing up to court in a hoodie emblazoned with the weed symbol when they're defending themselves against a possession charge.

Does anyone have a link to this copypasta? I'm not interested in whether it's true or not, I just found the way it was written amusing.

Found the source.

"Often it takes a whole team of lawyers to persuade a black to wear a shirt and tie instead of gang colors"

https://www.amren.com/features/2014/05/confessions-of-a-public-defender/

That's the one, thanks so much!

You're welcome. On rereading it, did you still think it was funny? To me it read like a kind of Amren/Unz Deep Pessimism.

I mean Leonardo of Biz videos can be funny (especially if you know the esoteric lore) but mostly they're just disturbing.

At one time our office was looking for a motto that defined our philosophy. Someone joked that it should be: “Doesn’t everyone deserve an eleventh chance?”

Hilarious.