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Friday Fun Thread for February 23, 2024

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Mundane life hack:

Writing discharge summaries for patients is a pain in the ass.

I've got a few options:

  1. Hand write it on paper and send it over to the transcriptionists, who are not medically trained, and will likely mangle it beyond recognition. Like, I know my handwriting is reflecting my sanity, but it's not that bad, and yet they manage to do things that leave me in awe.

(@throwaway05 I caught my consultants guffawing over the previous discharge for a post op thyroid carcinoma case, apparently the XXXXXX level LNs were involved, which is either a typist fuckup, or they needed a crane to operate on a giraffe)

  1. Type it out myself, using gummy keyboards that swallow letters, and EMR software that makes me want to pull my hair out.

  2. Type it out, but using something less likely to make me want to self-discharge into purgatory, such as writing it on my phone and mailing it over to the transcriptionists to copy-paste (far harder for them to fuck it up). But still a PITA, fighting autocorrect and RSI to output the 25 drugs my geriatric soon to be ex-patient is on.

  3. Apparently, there's a verbal medical transcription service, where all you need to do is mutter into the mic for some low wage worker to do the dirty work (one that isn't me), but my investigations show that this is a service only offered to actual consultants, in a sub-basement with a Beware of Leopard sign covering up the computer. Limited licenses, HR approval, yada yada. And why would said senior doctors bother when they can get their juniors to bother me at 5 pm to absolutely urgently prepare a discharge by 7 pm for a patient I know for a fact won't be discharged till next afternoon, after being reviewed by said doctor.

Well fuck all of the above, it's the last thing I want to be doing at either 9 pm, when I'm bone tired, or 7 am, when I'm being woken up to handle incessant early morning bullshittery. So, as someone who believes in better living through technology, I wondered if I could use OpenAIs Whisper voice transcription service to save me a lot of writing.

Short answer? Yes.

However, there's no free and easy way to do so, and I can't be arsed to drag a laptop out and install an offline version. There are apps out there, but they're the usual trial and nagware shit.

But wait!

ChatGPT uses Whisper for voice transcription when you use the voice input option. I don't pay for GPT-4, so I don't trust it to do the whole job correctly, but simply transcribing what I'm saying to text verbatim? Hell yeah it can do that.

Cue me opening up the app, entering a prompt that amounts to STFU till I tell you otherwise, then I unload my stream of thought, terribly written surgical notes, and the other forms of torment undergone by my ward. Even the drugs, it does a really good job of handling even the weirdest generics and brand names.

I then copy and paste that, or have ChatGPT lightly format it when relevant, move it around and edit it myself till it fits the format, and then email it off.

I estimate this saves at least half an hour per discharge, what with me not having to write by hand, or undo the errors introduced by the typists.

Thank god nobody gives a shit about HIPAA here, but there you have it, my most useful use case for ChatGPT Free is just to hack into the Whisper API. For anything more important, please use either the paid version or Bing, but this saves me a great deal of real pain.

I still need to give it a once over and fix minor errors but by Allah it does a fantastic job right out of the gate.

What's your excuse for not having an API key by now or just paying for chatgpt4 or not using a mechanical keyboard?

  1. I'm cheap. And $20 a month is, well, not exactly nothing by my standards.

  2. I have a pretty nice mechanical keyboard, but I sure as fuck won't be lugging it to the hospital, maybe if I end up running the psych ward and need something to batter uppity people with.

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