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Friday Fun Thread for March 1, 2024

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So how many of you were at Aella’s birthday party?

Sometimes I read about shit like this and just think "you know what, I can see where Osama bin Laden was coming from".

Why?

Because his whole thing was that the West was irredeemably degenerate and needed to be destroyed.

I meant more why do you think that's a sign that the world would be better off with the West destroyed.

I just find the arrangement so depressing. This mechanistic, dispassionate attitude towards sex; totting up who put which member into which person's orifice and for how long, who ejaculated in whom and after what interval; the idea of making the act of losing one's virginity into an item on a clickbait article to be ruthlessly monetized (a buried lede, but not even behind the paywall!); the knowledge that Aella probably won't even take a shower after fucking forty men back to back without a break.

I can't quantify this grotesque circus from a utilitarian perspective, perform a cost-benefit analysis and determine that the utility of everyone involved is higher than it would have been had they not partaken. The quanitification involved is precisely what I find so gross about it. That fucking flowchart is more viscerally disgusting to me than any of the bodily fluids mentioned. Nerds being incels is their natural state - they shouldn't be fucking, because when they do they turn sex into this empty, clinical, deracinated, joyless sexless thing. At least when Chad has emotionally empty sex with Stacy (whom he has nothing but contempt for), you know that they're both deriving some kind of pleasure from the experience and aren't just being entered into a spreadsheet.

empty, clinical, deracinated, joyless

Reading the blog it sounded like everyone had a great time with lots of fun. Probably not much emotional intimacy, but I don't see why that matters. It was done with precision and rules, but that's just because rules keep things orderly. You might as well call a game of Monopoly clinical and dispassionate because people agree ahead of time to take turns in a specific order.

It really feels like your whole reaction is just "This is really gross to ME, so I am EXTREMELY offended that other people do it!". Bad enough that you think you know Aella and the participants better than themselves and that you think you can judge that they'd have been better off not doing it. It's much worse that it's emotionally affecting you to such a degree and that you seem to think they deserve some sort of punishment or at least social ostracization from all of society for having a gang bang.

it sounded like everyone had a great time with lots of fun

By her own admission, Aella was terrified going in, had to be (consensually) pinned down to prevent her from striking or biting the men fucking her, and says she'd never do it again. Reminds me of that joke "9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape". Not in the sense that she was raped (it was consensual) but in the sense that I don't get the impression she enjoyed the experience half as much as the male participants. (Although that being said, I wouldn't be terribly surprised if in a few years when the OnlyFans money dries up, she decides to reinvent herself as a #MeToo icon and cites this experience as an example of the humiliation and coercive control she experienced at the hand of an abusive boyfriend/the entire rat community.)

It really feels like your whole reaction is just "This is really gross to ME, so I am EXTREMELY offended that other people do it!"

yeschad

It's much worse that it's emotionally affecting you to such a degree and that you seem to think they deserve some sort of punishment or at least social ostracization from all of society for having a gang bang.

Consenting adults can do whatever they please in private. I can respect this right without being happy about every specific thing they do.