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Friday Fun Thread for March 22, 2024

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Right, I goofed, I remember you weren't American but I thought you did actually work there for some reason. Must've mixed up with someone, sorry for the emotional crit.

As of last month, my monthly salary was about $800 and change.

Man, I make basically that as a low-rung not-particularly-skilled keyboard monkey but then again I'm a path of least resistance pleb who, as a wise hand fetishist once said, just wants a quiet life. Props to you for dedication.

The main reason is that for everything else, Bing is free and just as good.

True, I used it before a number of times and it's good (if not usable for non-kosher purposes), I'm actually surprised it's completely free but I suppose Microsoft can afford to provide free shit, especially since things are gonna be rough for search engines very soon and they're probably looking to get their foot in the door to try and overtake Google. I'm not sure I welcome these particular AI overlords, but I suppose it wouldn't be the first time I had strange bedfellows.

I'm sure Bing is a loss leader, but they're desperate enough for market share in the browser space for it to be worth it.

If they can simply cut into Google's margins then it's stillworth it.

And they own half of OAI, and intend to buy Mistral, so they intend to own all the horses they can to maximize the change of backing the winning one.

Eh, I'll make more money in the future, unless the robbits take my jerb. Which they will, but maybe after I can afford a few of the finer things in life.