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Friday Fun Thread for December 6, 2024

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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If tomatoes were called nightshades, the standard hamburger toppings would be abbreviable as KLMMNOP.

I'm not sure what all those stand for, but who on earth puts onions on a burger as standard? Onions are nasty fam.

Us Americans, who also spell catsup "Ketchup": Lettuce leaves, Mayonnaise and Mustard spreads, and slices of Nightshade, Onion, and Pickle.

A Buddhist walks up to a food truck and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor gives him his order, and the monk hands him a $20 bill. The vendor takes it and turns to the next customer. The monk yells "Hey, what about my change?" "Change must come from within."