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PaperclipPerfector  1yr ago (text post)   3177 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for December 6, 2024

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Overheard at my hospital:

Senior psychiatrist, about 15 years older than me- "I need to get a breast reduction done, look at me, I'm tiny, and I swear a third of my weight is up here."

Then she went on about how it wouldn't be covered by the NHS, and it would ludicrously expensive to get done privately here, hence her plan to fly in to Turkey and get cut down to size there.

The shame! The squandering of God-given gifts! An imminent call for a diagnosis of severe body dysmorphia with threat of self-mutilation requiring involuntary commitment! A man can only sigh and pour one out.

It's one thing to have round gravity-defying breasts that sit high on the chest like they were made by a hentai artist or a Mauryan stonemason. It's a very different thing to have breasts that look good only when stuffed into a bra, that painfully obey the laws of motion and look that way too.

The fact that breasts lose elasticity with age is proof that there is no God.

Huge tits look great when a woman is young, but they age horribly, becoming saggy and veiny.

One of the reasons Asian women age so well is that they are so flat.

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