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Friday Fun Thread for January 24, 2025

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My experiment to determine the value of poets:

  • Bring in undergraduates for a series of tests designed to measure reaction time according to time of day and season of year

  • While they wait in the barren experimental room, they sit at a desk in which parts of a poem are clearly etched in by a “student”

  • the student is made to wait in without a phone or any distraction for 25 minutes, essentially forcing them to eventually read the poem

  • They are brought in 3 months later and asked if they remember anything of the poem

If the poet has value, his lines will be remembered, and if he has a lot of value, his lines will be remembered fondly in full.

By remembered do you mean the exact lines in full; or do you mean the themes, concepts, or feelings of the piece?