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Friday Fun Thread for April 18, 2025

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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My incredibly off-topic comment justifiably saw no response, but it reminded me of one question.

Imagine you’re on a flight where somebody tried to smuggle murder hornets and they got loose. Only three people were immune and survived: you, and a basement dweller who spent thousands of hours in MS Flight Simulator including the plane model you’re on, and a real fighter pilot who has never flown a commercial plane ever. They look at you to decide who will be landing the plane. Which one do you choose?

I'm not terribly frightened of this hypo. Either, or both, or neither I'll do it myself just for the story. Landing a plane isn't really THAT hard. It's reasonably difficult to do perfectly every single time, without damaging the plane or anything around the plane. I would bet the median mottizen could land an airliner with no serious injuries or fatalities with 98% success or better with radio guidance.

IIRC there has, quite literally, never been a talk down landing that hasn't succeeded.

Wow so this hypo is very much in Man Or Bear territory of stupidity?

Yeah, funniest case scenario, I'm sure each of those three hypothetical characters could successfully be told how to hit the Cat III autoland button.