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Friday Fun Thread for May 9, 2025

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Music subthread.

choko aba, m.rux - small car

You see, kids, in 1999 there was an album released with songs performed by a bus-killed Afro-Jewish man by the name of Marvin Pontiac. One of those songs was a bit of nonsense about tiny farmers going on a Swiftian journey to the land of the normals to find out why the stars were shining. They never did find out, but they had had a nice day.

In reality, Pontiac was alive, definitely not Afro-, practically not Jewish, and most notably (to me) the future painter of the immortal превед медвед. But this isn't important.

What is important is that I came across this reworking of the original song about the tiny farmers. In this one, the fake Afro-Jewish man is replaced by a fake Afro-American man and the backing music is pared back and groovy. Self-recommending, as they say.

I have only one thing to say to you, I have only one thing to say to you, I have one thing to say to you. And that is the next time you are not feeling so well try remember the day the farmers, the little grey farmers went out on a long drive.

Is this what having a stroke feels like?