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Friday Fun Thread for August 1, 2025

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I've always been indifferent to sports. Team sports kinda bore me, and for the American ones, like baseball or handegg, I can't even comprehend the rules, let alone understand what's going on in the field. Individual competitions look pointless to me - after all, jumping 2.40 or 2.42 high looks exactly the same. I mean, I understand how much it means to the athletes, but it doesn't excite me. And the combat sports look too cruel - I'm not a pacifist but I can't really enjoy so much pain being purposely inflicted on a person that didn't really deserve it.

However, some time ago, the Facebook algorithm, for reasons known only to it, started to suggest to me a lot of sumo content. Initially I just ignored it, as I ignore most auto-suggested stuff. I never thought much of sumo, and considered it being rather comical. But, after watching a few bouts out of idle curiosity, I discovered, to my big surprise, that I am actually enjoying it. So I looked for more, and turns out I like the sport! It has everything I want: it's competitive but not cruel (yes, it can be quite traumatic at times, but they don't try to hurt each other intentionally). The bouts are short (2 minutes is considered a long one, though lower leagues have longer ones but never seen such a long one in the top league so far) so I do not get bored. The rules - at least the basic ones I need to understand what's going on - are extremely simple. The participants are varied - everyone has its own style and approach. It has a lot of tradition behind it and also has varied and sometimes complex technical aspects.

During the last two basho - May and July - I found myself checking the results each morning and watching the highlights each evening, which I never ever did before with sports. I totally did not expect it but it looks like I became a sports fan. I definitely will also follow the next basho - in September one - closely.

If you're looking for something a bit more mainstream, I fell in love with tennis for many of the same reasons:

  • competitive but not cruel
  • extremely simple rules
  • the points are short (though full matches are not)
  • stylistic variation in participants

The last one has been in decline for the last couple of decades, much to my dismay, but at any given point there are at least a handful of players who make it to the top ten or so that add some variety, if not as pronounced as in the past (I've been considering writing a semi-effort post on this, relating it to more general trends towards homogenization in the myopic pursuit of optimization that I feel like I see almost everywhere now). Sampras-Agassi, Federer-Nadal, Federer-Djokovic, and the modern Sinner-Alcaraz are great examples of match-ups with contrasting styles.