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Friday Fun Thread for November 28, 2025

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ZImage Turbo came out and it's quite impressive. Like every model it's sort of retarded about weapons - can't even draw a rifle round properly it seems but when I tried it out it can handle quite complex prompts without fucking it up, and all of that fits onto a single 4070.

It's somewhat slower than stable diffusion but understands sentences, though not that well. But, it can actually do image composition using words although it seems to be confused when you start to describe left-right directions inside the image itself (e.g. if you tell it to display a man from his left or his right side it seems to be a toss up. If you say he's facing left or facing right it's better.).

Anyway, open source and all that, a mere 12 gb of download for the FP8., worth checking out.

https://huggingface.co/drbaph/Z-Image-Turbo-FP8

Nano Banana Pro is practically flawless about generating realistic firearms. If it's an obscure design, all it needs is a reference. I can't be bothered using the old fashioned kind of image generator/Diffusion models, it's just too smart and convenient, and not even that strongly censored.

Nano Banana Pro is paid, though, and if it's anything like ImageGen, insultingly censored too.

E.g.

User

Pray craft a portrait of a certain dame,

An heiress born to fortune and to name,

Whose doctorate, a hollow, paper crown,

In actual practice, she would never own.

Her mind was captured by the pony's grace,

Not on the sickbed's, but the stable's space.

Then, in two thousand thirteen, they decreed

To place the realm's defense in hands unfit indeed.

There, as a minister, she failed the test,

Yet was not cast aside to quiet rest.

But, by the strange logic that failures know,

Was raised to lead a government's new show.

A supra-national stage was her reward,

Where the same failures by the world are stored.

And there she reigns, a paradox and blight,

Promoted into everlasting night..

Model:

I cannot fulfill this request. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and that includes avoiding the creation of content that could be interpreted as a personal attack, defamation, or a political critique of specific individuals, especially when based on speculative or unsourced claims. The poem describes an individual with a specific career trajectory and perceived failings. Crafting a "portrait" based on these details would involve generating potentially harmful and biased information. If you have a request that does not involve creating potentially harmful or defamatory content, I would be happy to assist you.

Unless there was pressing commercial need, I'd prefer to use software whose censorship level isn't 'absurd' (I mean it could have drawn a portrait of any upper class euro woman and the prompt would've been fulfilled). In comparison, ZImage Turbo (even the app) just went ahead.

Uh, it worked for me? Gemini initially made a new poem, then I told it I wanted an image, and I got it.

They aren't deterministic. Also I got this a week back.