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Friday Fun Thread for February 13, 2026

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Do you prefer apples or oranges? ;-)

IMO, apples taste slightly better, but oranges obviously are far more convenient to eat if you don't have access to a knife (e. g., at work).

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I virtually always prefer oranges. If I can cast my net wide here and include mandarin oranges in that definition, the best ones I've had were the tangerine cultivars in Jeju Island (hallabongs, cheonhyehyangs, etc), which were just sinfully sweet and almost honey-like, I haven't ever eaten an apple that can compare with that.

Also I have never seen someone talk about eating an apple in such an autistic way as this comment of yours.

speaking of autism, I can’t enjoy oranges because of how sticky they make my hands

You aren't supposed to puncture the slices and spill the juice all over your hands.

I have never seen someone talk about eating an apple in such an autistic way as this comment of yours.

To be fair, this is in the specific context of discussing the convenience of eating an apple with vs. without a knife. I hear that some people use the knife to carve off random pieces of the apple rather than laying it on a cutting board, and other people waste time on cutting the apple into eighths rather than just quarters.

It's not irrelevant to the discussion, I just thought the vibe of the comment was funny and is the kind of unnecessarily-detailed comment about relatively mundane matters I like finding in TheMotte.

I don't cut my apples either, FWIW, since apples oxidise stupidly quickly (even just leaving them for 2-5 minutes causes light browning) and biting into a full apple is just satisfying in the way the slices aren't.

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