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PaperclipPerfector  6d ago (text post)   2246 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for March 20, 2026

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Chuck Norris dead at the age of 86. RIP.

The reason I'm putting it in the fun thread is that my first exposure to him was via "Chuck Norris facts", an early 2000s internet meme so old that I think it literally predated the term "internet meme". These were outlandish examples of Norris's awesome skills in the cardinal domains of mortal combat, womanising and lovemaking. I think someone even gave me a paperback book compiling the best examples from the website of the same name. Aside from his very brief cameo in Dodgeball, I still have not seen any of Norris's movies or TV shows, nor do I intend to.

My favourite Chuck Norris facts:

  • Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now called the Islands.
  • Wilt Chamberlain claims to have had sex with 20,000 women in his life. Chuck Norris calls this a "slow Tuesday".

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

There is no evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris created giraffes when he hit a horse with an uppercut.

Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.

Chuck Norris created giraffes when he hit a horse with an uppercut.

This is such a funny mental image, in addition to being a weirdly Lysenkoist joke.

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