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PaperclipPerfector  25d ago (text post)   1879 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for April 3, 2026

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"Am I German or Autistic?"

http://german.millermanschool.com/

(I am neither German nor autistic, but it's good to confirm, through a psychometrically validated instrument that I'm a regular dude. Uh, I don't remember my results but I think it was 38% German and like 10% autistic?)

36% German, 22% autistic.

Like @SubstantialFrivolity and @Southkraut I often found two or three of the answers a reasonable fit. This was somewhat of a whiplash given the last few four-choice tests I've taken were pre-interview screening tests where one of the four was a clear fit for me or the "correct" answer the firm was looking for. For example:

You have an important deliverable due to your boss tomorrow but you're running behind schedule. Do you:
A) Reach out to him proactively and discuss if there can be flexibility around the deadline, evaluating the tradeoffs between punctuality and the quality of the deliverable.  
B) Tell him your grandmother died and go on bereavement leave. 
C) Call in a bomb threat to the office building first thing tomorrow morning. 
D) TOP him and become the new boss.

I'm only exaggerating slightly.

The correct answer would be D, of course.

It's always the longest answer. Always. Except for professional ethics exams. Then it's always the second most ethical answer.

It annoys me that test writers seemingly haven't figured out how to get around this hack. Followed it from high school through the bar and it's never failed me.

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