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PaperclipPerfector  1mo ago (text post)   2815 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for May 1, 2026

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This kind of clause defeats the point. The point is everyone gets the question at the same time and must decide instantly. In that context your choices are:

  1. Press Red, guarantee your survival, hope everyone you love also chooses Red or that enough people choose Blue. If Red wins, live with knowing you might have had the defining vote (assume nobody knows the exact split of the final outcome) however unlikely.

  2. Press Blue, either die instantly with a clean conscience or everyone lives.

Why do you assume it's an instant death and not a slow drawn out painful death?

How do you even know the button did anything then? That's just the normal end we all get.

I mean, if five minutes after pressing the button 40% of the worlds population started dying of radiation sickness and over the course of weeks to a couple months everyone slowly died that would be a sign it was the button.

Nobody can agree on all cause excess mortality statistics, and whether its a signal, noise, or potential causes. We already lived this.

Thanos snap people turn to dust or everyone pretends nothing happened.

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