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Friday Fun Thread for May 15, 2026

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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To clarify, construction is not complete—this invitation is just an early draft. (Sorry, you're not invited.)

Such a shame. I wish I had an invite, but if you thought trying to attend Inkhaven was hard, imagine me trying to explain to the American embassy staff that I want to attend the house warming party of an online acquaintance with weapons-grade autism.

I dare say that your autism is so strong it would be ITAR-restricted. Imagine if you resettled in China: they'd have a working space elevator in two weeks, built to code handed down retrocausally by the Singleton at the end of time.

I don't even know man. I think that there's only like a 5% chance that this is satire only matched by that fake Bay Area polycule invite from a month back. The rest of my probability mass is mostly on you playing this straight, with perhaps some degree of self-awareness/attempted humor (which works).

Please share the final form when you're done. I might do a case study on it, or at least a funny essay. And good luck with the actual housewarming, even if it involves inviting your uncool brother.

I think that there's only like a 5% chance that this is satire only matched by that fake Bay Area polycule invite from a month back

What is this?

https://open.substack.com/pub/rawandferal/p/norman-polycule?r=a71by

Funniest thing I've seen all year. That's my honest assessment, I was there from the start, before it was officially disclosed as satire (that was obvious to me, but apparently not to millions of people).

This is phenomenal, thank you.