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Friday Fun Thread for May 22, 2026

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A New Testament That Actually Feels Like an Anthology:

Most of these translations are available on BibleHub, except Phillips, and BibleGateway, except Weymouth. The REB is available on neither.

At some point it makes more sense to just learn Greek and read the original text.

I have one, and lexicons that help me parse my way through reading it, but I’ve always been hopeless when it came to learning other languages. I’ve heard that reading the Epistle to the Hebrews (originally written in Koine) is some of the best Greek ever written of that time period and is beautiful for those who understand it. The closer you can go to the Greek makes it evident why scholars reject the traditional ascriptions to the authorship of the New Testament. The earliest Christian sect wasn’t illiterate, or uneducated or some random fishermen. The movement was either originated or taken over by educated elites who clearly went through the best schools of the Roman Empire and learned how to compose elegant works of literature. They clearly understand Greek very well (and also the contemporary rhetoric very well) and were very well trained in it.