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Have you ever gone to see a film in the cinema, and left early? If so, why?

I'm pretty sure the only film I left early was They Wait in the Dark, leaving within the first half hour. It was a low-budget independent horror film, and it was just so amateurishly assembled that any expectation of enjoying it was quickly abandoned. It was bad, but not even in a "so bad it's good" campy way. It just felt like a student film with an inflated runtime.

The first film I went to see in the cinema by myself was Unfriended. I remember considering leaving early (because I was so scared: indeed, this is a testament to its effectiveness as a horror film), but in the end I stuck it out. I'm glad I did.

My mum told me the only films she left early were Trainspotting (which I've seen several times and love) and Dangerous Liaisons (which I haven't seen). In both cases I think she left because she found them offensive, rather than poorly made. I can certainly understand in the former case: as a parent, watching a movie in which a baby starves to death because its junkie parents are too strung out to notice its wailing is bound to hit different than it would for a childless person like me, even if that scene is included in order to condemn the perpetrators' lifestyle.

I haven't, but my wife has.

She walked out on Gaspar Noe's [Climax](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climax_(2018_film)). Having stayed and finished it, I now believe I should have done the same.

She also didn't finish the new Bladerunner. Somehow, she hadn't watched the first movie and was quite confused by what was going on. She also doesn't care for Gosling, so felt no need to stay when she lost the plot.

edit: wtf, the link is rendered perfectly in the comment preview, but not in the actual comment. Zorba, why does The Motte use two separate Markdown renderers?

I don't go to movies I would walk out of.

At worst I'm disappointed by the movie but for me to actually walk out of it it'd have to be not only really offensive to me but also be so in a way that I couldn't detect it from the trailer, which has never happened.

There are plenty of movies I'd walk out of but I'd never go to see them in the first place.

I did not go see it in theaters but I would have walked out of Uncut Gems (2019.) It is one of the few movies I have stopped watching out of aesthetic disgust. I am biased because I can't stand Adam Sandler, the 90s, drab colors, New York City, irritating people, tedious plotlines, debt, money problems, greediness, stupid decisions, arguing, basically the entire thing was unbearably ugly to me. It is ironic that such an ugly movie could be made about beautiful jewels and gold and opals

And this is coming from someone who loves the grittiness of 70s films like The American Friend and various Fassbinder things which are drab in a beautiful way, I can't stomach it after about 1978

the 90s

It's set in the 2010s, The Weeknd plays himself.

I wish I had walked out of Terminator Genysys.

I had to leave Hunger Games part 3 early because the girl I was with flew into a rage because someone thinner than her shushed her.

I didn't walk out of Ultraviolet, which was bad and dumb but quite stylish which was exactly what was on the tin, but I did sneak into the end of V for Vendetta so I could get my money's worth out of the ticket.

The only film I've left early is District 9, and that was because the shaky cam made me nauseous.

I should have walked out of Oliver Stone's Alexander. It's pretty much the only film I regret staying all the way through (and it was so long, too).

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