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Friday Fun Thread for September 4, 2026

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But it wouldn't be real degradation done in desperation, it would be play-acted at best.

I don't know. If she walks like a urinal and she talks like a urinal, then I don't see the difference between "real" degradation and "fake" degradation.

Don't you also see the difference between a real girlfriend and a purchased Girlfriend Experience?

(What's D1? Google and deepseek fail me.)

(What's D1? Google and DeepSeek fail me.

Judging from the context:

D1 escort from UC Berkeley or OSU

I'm going to guess it's a double-ish meaning.

  1. Most selective or elite top division of a given form of labor, e.g., highest division of intercollegiate athletics: NCAA Division I.
  2. Literally, the very attractive women you see immediately attached to top-level athletes recruited to top football program schools, where there is some implication that the women were "supplied" at some level as part of a recruiting package. Especially pre-NIL money. Presumably, that supply can also be directed at other sources of demand in adjacent industry.

Edit: I see I should have refreshed first. Yeah, that is also an implication I was thinking of but failed to mention, and is a real thing.

In this case, both are purchased.

D1 is the highest college athletics division in the US. Someone from a less flashy sport like track and field might supplement her income by escorting.

More cynical people say both are also purchased in the girlfriend case. But the underlying motivation and emotions differ, and the client knows they differ, and some get off on it not unlike the men who prefer a conventional girlfriend to the one who takes pay by the hour.