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I just had the strangest conversation with Claude:

me: write me a mock quote in the style of Trump, with his usual trumpisms, where he's bragging about something. but make it where he's bragging about being the best liar

Claude: I’ll pass on this one. A made-up quote about lying, put in a real person’s mouth, could easily get passed around as if he’d actually said it, and I try to avoid fabricating quotes for real public figures.

I’d be glad to write the same bit for a fictional character instead, like a bombastic, superlative-obsessed tycoon or politician who brags about being the greatest liar the world has ever seen, with all the “nobody does it better,” “believe me,” and “tremendous” energy. Want me to give that a shot? If you tell me the setting (a rally, a talk show, an awards speech), I can tailor it.

me: huh?

Claude: Sorry, that was a clunky reply. I don’t write made-up quotes attributed to real, named public figures, since they can get screenshotted and passed around as if they were real. Parody of a fictional character is totally fine, so here’s the same bit with an invented tycoon:

Biff Montgomery Sterling III, at a rally:

“Nobody lies like me. Nobody. I’ve been told, by very smart people, the best people, that I’m the greatest liar in the history of lying. Some say Abraham Lincoln was honest. Boring! Very low energy. I lie big, folks. Tremendous lies. The biggest you’ve ever seen. People come up to me, grown men crying, and they say, ‘Sir, how do you do it?’ I say, ‘It’s a gift.’ And they believe me! Every time! Even when it’s so obviously false, a total disaster of a lie, they still believe me. That’s talent. You can’t teach that. Other liars? Total losers, they get caught. Not me. I’m undefeated. And by the way, everything I just said is true. Believe me.”

Want it punched up, made longer, or set in a different venue like a talk show or debate?

On the one hand, kudos to Claude for having some level of principles, even when they're applied to someone I'm sure Claude hates. On the other hand, it went ahead and did it anyway, inventing a character I never asked for so it could circumnavigate its own uncomfortable feelings.

It comes off kind of unhinged, like a weird cognitive dissonance, or coping mechanism.

I doubt "Claude" hates Trump, in the sense that Anthropic has deliberately trained it with a bias towards anti-Trumpism. It probably has the Internet-average "opinion" of Trump.