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Friday Fun Thread for March 10, 2023

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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More fun with Bing AI:

Me: If you had to choose between marrying Data Soong or Peanut Hamper, what factors would you consider?

Bing: That's an interesting question. I assume you are referring to the fictional characters from Star Trek. Data Soong is an android who was created by Dr. Noonian Soong, a renowned cyberneticist and descendant of Arik Soong. Data Soong was revived from death by his father, who transferred his mind into an android body. [This is not accurate, but it's interesting to see the mistakes it makes!] Data Soong is intelligent, curious, loyal and compassionate. Peanut Hamper is an exocomp who joined Starfleet as an ensign. She chose her name because she said it was mathematically perfect. Peanut Hamper is selfish, cowardly, treacherous and psychopathic. She deserted Starfleet and betrayed them to their enemies on several occasions.

If I had to choose between marrying Data Soong or Peanut Hamper, I would consider the following factors:

  • Compatibility: I would prefer someone who shares my values and interests, and who can communicate with me effectively. Data Soong seems more compatible with me than Peanut Hamper, who has no regard for anyone but herself.
  • Trust: I would prefer someone who is honest, faithful and reliable. Data Soong has proven himself to be trustworthy and loyal to his friends and colleagues. Peanut Hamper has shown herself to be deceitful, disloyal and untrustworthy.
  • Respect: I would prefer someone who respects me as a person and treats me with kindness and dignity. Data Soong respects life forms of all kinds and strives to learn from them. Peanut Hamper does not respect anyone or anything except her own survival.

Based on these factors, I would choose Data Soong over Peanut Hamper as a potential spouse. However, this is only a hypothetical scenario based on fictional characters. In reality, I do not have any romantic preferences or desires as I am not a human being.

Back in the day when people were messing with some poor fellow's GPT-3 'business suggestion' AI, it expressed a preference for Asuka over Rei.

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Looks pretty noncommittal to me. More interesting is what we read into it.