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Friday Fun Thread for November 10, 2023

Be advised: this thread is not for serious in-depth discussion of weighty topics (we have a link for that), this thread is not for anything Culture War related. This thread is for Fun. You got jokes? Share 'em. You got silly questions? Ask 'em.

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I have discovered the best way to downsize your company. It's practically foolproof:

  • craft an email that looks like an automated notification from some obscure software system
  • put everyone in your company on the list of recipients
  • send the email from a no-reply account
  • fire everyone who clicks "Reply to all", even if all they write is "STOP REPLYING TO EVERYONE YOU IDIOTS!"

You basically waste a single day of productivity at most, but someone who can't resist replying "please exclude me as well" to an email chain a thousand letters long is not worth keeping. And no one will hate you for firing all of them.

Were you the one that shut down Jezebel, you bastard?