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PaperclipPerfector  5mo ago (text post)   3023 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for November 10, 2023

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I have discovered the best way to downsize your company. It's practically foolproof:

  • craft an email that looks like an automated notification from some obscure software system
  • put everyone in your company on the list of recipients
  • send the email from a no-reply account
  • fire everyone who clicks "Reply to all", even if all they write is "STOP REPLYING TO EVERYONE YOU IDIOTS!"

You basically waste a single day of productivity at most, but someone who can't resist replying "please exclude me as well" to an email chain a thousand letters long is not worth keeping. And no one will hate you for firing all of them.

There should be an email system where you have to pay $0.0005 per character per recipient.

I have saved every one of these emails that I've received over my 15 years at my current company and plan on to replying to each on my last day.

I treat those as casual staff conferences. “Shut the fuck up! Btw, whose job is it to repair the copier on 2nd?”

They can be fun, but not when the mail server is groaning under a flood of mass emails.

Were you the one that shut down Jezebel, you bastard?

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