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Friday Fun Thread for January 10, 2025

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A little while ago someone posted asking if it was credible that Musk had achieved a world record in Diablo 4.

In a follow up to that, recently Musk has been streaming another ARPG, Path of Exile 2. For those not in the know PoE is what the true rarified ARPG gamers play. It's the Salty Spitoon. Diablo is Weenie Hut Jrs. Much like in D4, Elon's PoE2 character is absolutely decked out, the work of hundreds of hours. But not his. He also zero grasp of the game. He doesn't understand itemisation, he fumbles with interfaces, doesn't know how to play the build properly. I would bet against him having even having completed the campaign once. I have little doubt that his total misunderstanding of the significance of an item's character level requirement will be a meme in the community for years to come.

It's bizarre if true. He can't be clueless enough to not understand that this is extremely transparent. It's tempting to declare in the best traditions of armchair psychoanalysis that this is just how top management warps your brain, to truly believe that you get credit for playing your games the same way you run your companies - paying other people to do all the grunt work.

to truly believe that you get credit for playing your games the same way you run your companies - paying other people to do all the grunt work.

Yes. If he paid the best PoE2 theorycrafters to come up with a few character builds and hired teams of high-APM dudes to playtest each one round the clock, which one of them should get the credit?

If only his team came up with a novel build. Looking at it, it's a fairly standard HoWA monk and the distinguishing part is how much grind went into maxing out his items, not the novelty of theorycrafting.

Sticking with the "professional" theorycrafter crew bit, I'd be more impressed with Elon if he made an e-sports team to play PoE or whatever than watch him stream playing PoE himself.