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Friday Fun Thread for July 25, 2025

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A queer barbershop/salon opened near my flat recently. On the front window there's a mural listing all of the things which are forbidden inside:

  • No homophobia
  • No transphobia
  • No sexism
  • No racism
  • No facism
  • No xenophobia
  • No pozphobia* (U=U)

The fifth one isn't a typo: it really says no facism. I'm assuming they meant to say "no fascism" but misspelled it (pretty embarrassing to misspell a word which is presumably one of the most commonly used in your vocabulary). But now I'm wondering: maybe they really did mean facism (as in, no discriminating on the basis of facial appearance)? I remarked to herself that I thought that was just called "dating".


*In case you were wondering what this one referred to.

No phobia against HIV-positive people? In an establisment handling sharp objects that touches multiple people per day? Well, at least they had the decency to tell on themselves.

Well, people who they are targeting probably would like it. And people who think like me and get shivers just thinking about it wouldn't set foot in such establishment anyway, even without the HIV thing. So, I guess, the listing is doing its job very well.

I see your point, although my understanding is that the risk of contracting HIV from getting stuck with a contaminated needle is vanishingly low, and the risk of contracting it from a dirty scissor blade presumably lower still.

It's interesting that these people think it's perfectly legitimate to discriminate against prospective sexual partners on the basis of viruses of the mind; actual viruses, on the other hand, are off-limits.

I assumed that if they advertise as a barbershop they might be using straight razors.

queer barbershop

Surely not.