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Friday Fun Thread for August 22, 2025

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One of my favorite parts of living in the middle of nowhere is the prevalence of cryptids in the local folklore.

Obviously you have your rock star cryptids like the Mothman and the Hopkinsville goblins, but the more obscure ones are great too.

In Northern West Virginia and Southern PA, people have reported sightings of an enormous snapping turtle that ranges in size from "as big as a man" to "twenty feet long". Sometimes it has two heads to match its monstrous size.

Obviously, there isn't a turtle half the size of a city bus tooling around the Monongahela, but sometimes I wonder if an unusually large alligator snapping turtle wandered north of its usual range. I remember living in Tennessee and seeing a local farmer pull one out of his pond that was nearly as big as I was, and he told me that it wasn't the largest one he'd ever seen.

Farther south, there's the Grafton monster, which is described as a giant, bipedal creature with no head. The most likely explanation I've heard for it is that a local black bear got into somebody's whiskey still, which was then witnessed by the still's owner (who had also gotten into it).

Do you have any local cryptids that haven't worked their way up to the national stage? Do you think they have a plausible natural explanation?

I could swear I've seen seagulls too big to fly, render purely landborne by their diet of leftover McDonald's fries.

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