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Culture War Roundup for the week of March 16, 2026

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Many things are habbening at once, here are for some more random culture war (and culture war by other means) news for the second part of the week.

Middle Eastern habbenings are already sufficiently covered elsewhere, things are going interesting even outside this part of the world.


1/Cancel culture files

Canceling machine is still running in overdrive mode, and it is coming for Cesar Chavez.

It turned out that "Moses of his people" routinely raped underage girls including another famous activist Dolores Huerta.

This is bad. Imagine if it came out that MLK raped Rosa Parks. That bad.

Many streets, schools, libraries, parks etc. are to be renamed soon.

It is already beginning.


2/Dukes, princes and kings of hazard files

Gambling is getting normalized and spreads all over the world.

Not only betting on sports for plebes, but betting on world habbenings for sophisticated situation monitorers.

In Washington DC, Polymarket just opened the world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation.

This sort of gambling, in addition to ruining people's finances and lives, adds another element of chaos to already spicy world's situations. With few clicks, anyone in even middling military/govt positions can personally greatly profit from insider info.

And if you are in high, decision making position ... another source of income opens, faster and more lucrative than old timey corruption and theft.

No suprise that tensions are running high.

A war correspondent just received death threats from online gamblers who wanted him to change his reporting on an Iranian missile strike so they could collect a payout. One bettor had $900,000 riding on the outcome.


3/US gun politics files

Illinois wants track all ammo and mandate microstamping of serial numbers to all ammunition.

Even if they could make it work, there is so much ammo already manufactured, you could say. This is no way to protect Black lives from gun violence!

This is the point. You cannot get the evil white gun hoarders for their guns (yet), but you can send them to prison for unserialized ammo.


4/Democracy files

In suprising news, Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.

This was not something anyone could predict.

In 2023, Kim oversaw his party's WORST election results in 60 years, winning just 99.63% of votes.

But "to give up" is not in Kim Jong-un's dictionary.

He persisted.

He fought and regained trust of the people. May this tale of true grit and determination inspire all of us.


5/Woke culture files

You’re not hallucinating the great weirding of America

You’re in a small town in Wisconsin.

The transgender assistant manager at CVS has a septum piercing, a wolf cut, and a nametag that reads “Finn.”

TL;DR: Wokeness is not dead yet. It might be wobbling at the top, but it is marching triumphantly across America.

Dinergoth is the aesthetic of ruined suburbia and dying small towns.

They are the mainstream now, they are not weird anymore. You are the weirdo.


6/Space invader files

Third recorded interstellar object at 16th March crossed the orbit of Jupiter and is now on the way out of Solar system.

So far, three interstellar objects were detected.

Number Two looked and behaved like ordinary snowy mudball, numbers One and Three were, in comparison to Solar system objects, very strange.

Either we live on rather busy interstellar highway, or interstellar objects are not at all like Solar system ones.

Alien starship monitoring community breathed in relief (and disappointment).

Close encounter with Jupiter was the opportunity for space battleship to rev up her engines and use Jupiter's gravity for course correction straight to Earth.

Previously, we had doubt about object origin. Now, we are certain that crew of 3I/Atlas is made of highly intelligent beings who saw nothing worth conquering on this monkey planet.


7/Cryptid files

The famous Patterson–Gimlin film was, for 59 years, known as the best evidence for existence of Bigfoot/Sasquatch.

Now, new documentary shows it all as "incredible hoax". Not only straight confession of Patterson's son Clint, but another 16mm film reel showing Bigfoot costume.

More links and sources here.

But, at the end, it doesn't matter.

Real or not, Bigfoot lives in our hearts. For forever.

Missing the metoo accusation by Megan Wachspress against Daniel Biss in his primary. It happened 20 years ago. He was an Associate Professor of Math at UC when she was an undergraduate. This sounds bad.

Turns out they went on a few dates. Made out. He was 4 years older than her. She’s now a law lecturer at Stanford. He’s now doing politics. Supposedly this race was very big in the progressive circles. He still ended up winning so all is now losts with crazies. Blue sky 100% takes her side that a bad thing happened to her. She blames it for why she didn’t become a math professor.

My hot take: they really should have just fucked and got married. Both are reasonably attractive for UC people back then. Both were good at math. Both ended up in wordcell professions. So basically they are the same person. It’s not great a professor dating his student but all of the actual details says it made sense for them to date.

I think this is basically an example where formal rules (which he broke) often don’t fit the nuances of a situation. Only crazy people have a problem with a 26 year old dating a 22 year old who have a lot in common.

Every time I read about one of these I think about A Beautiful Mind. Only John Nash WAS Alica's instructor.