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PaperclipPerfector  8hr ago (text post)   274 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for March 27, 2026

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Premise: The point of posting on an online forum is to accumulate prestige—upvotes on Reddit-based websites, reaction points on XenForo-based websites, etc.

Problem: This website does not list your upvote total on your profile. How are people supposed to determine who the most prestigious users are?

Solution: This website does list your follower count on your profile. In theory, following a user gives you an alert whenever that user makes a standalone post (not a comment). However, in practice, nobody actually makes standalone posts on this website, so following a user has no effect other than increasing that user's prestige. Therefore, follower count can be used as a yardstick to measure a user's prestige.

Making a fancy program to scrape everybody's profile and make a list of all users sortable by follower count is left as an exercise to the reader.

(This is approximately half a joke.)

I am once again asking for your cool house designs. If you think my designs are stupid, why haven't you drawn any better ones? 🫵🫵🫵*

I use QCAD for my drawings, but you don't need to be a CAD aficionado in order to draw a floor plan that consists of nothing but rectangles. GIMP (at 6 inches per pixel if you're feeling lazy or 1.5 inches per pixel if you're feeling exact), or a pencil on a Post-It Note, works nearly as well.

You don't need to be a lawyer in order to understand the relevant building codes (1 2 3), either. Walls are 4.5 inches thick, floors are something like 9 feet apart, doors are 32 (normal) or 36 (accessible) inches wide, stairways have 10-inch treads and 7.75-inch risers, one window in each bedroom has a 20″×24″, 5-ft2 opening 44 inches from the floor so that you can clamber out of it in an emergency, blah blah blah. Once you've drawn a few floor plans you'll memorize the most relevant stuff.

*These three characters are "index pointing at the viewer" emojis. However, they unfortunately show up only as "this character is missing from your browser's font" boxes on my screen.

Speaking of building codes, here are some interesting definitions from the IPMC (International Property Maintenance Code).

  • Dwelling unit: Must include provisions for sleeping, living, eating, cooking, and sanitation. (Total: 5)

  • Housekeeping unit: Must include provisions for sleeping, living, eating, and cooking. Must not include provisions for sanitation. (Total: 4)

  • Sleeping unit: Must include provisions for sleeping. Must not include provisions for both cooking and sanitation (but may include provisions for only one of them, or for living or eating). (Total: 1–4)

  • Rooming unit: Must include provisions for sleeping and/or living. Must not include provisions for cooking. (Total: 1–4)

Obviously, in addition to the five uses enumerated above, many dwelling units also include provisions for circulation, laundry, utilities/mechanical/water heating, and storage.

  • Sleeping: Bedroom

  • Living: Living room

  • Eating: Dining room

  • Cooking: Kitchen

  • Sanitation: Bathroom

  • Circulation: Corridor

  • Laundry: Laundry room

  • Utilities/mechanical/water heating: Utility room

  • Storage: Closet

If you think my designs are stupid, why haven't you drawn any better ones

Because perfection has already been achieved

50/50 on whether it was gonna be that or the Groverhaus

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