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Quality Contributions Report for April 2026

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You must have had bad biryani. This is understandable, since the best stuff is only truly available in India.

Even in the UK, I've struggled to find anything as good as what I was used to at home. The best I've found is acceptable, it's biryani-shaped and roughly tastes like biryani. And then the "Indian" restaurant I ordered from yesterday served it with peas.

Fucking peas. I haven't been as flabbergasted since I tried lasagna with peas in it. Why not just piss in my mouth instead? I'd probably enjoy that more, in all honesty.

Of course, there's regional variation. Pakistani biryani is different, so is the Afghan kind. There's like half a dozen other variants from India. The one I'm most fond of can't be found anywhere nearby, for love or money.

I believe @DirtyWaterHotDog mentioned finding actually appetizing biryani in the States, he might be able to guide you better.

.... I think I'm just a heathen, I've been to the few places in the US with legit stuff and still meh

For the sake of my mental health, I'll assume that you've just had really bad luck. If I moved to the States and never managed to find decent biryani? I'd self-deport.

I think I'm just expecting it to taste like fried rice and it doesn't. Might be an expectation thing.

Yeah, it really shouldn't taste like fried rice, in the same sense that fried rice shouldn't taste like risotto.

it really shouldn't taste like fried rice

You mean like....good?

Man... who the fuck serves biryani with peas? I'm not even Indian and I know that's a food crime. It reminds me of the SNL black jeopardy skit where they talk about a white woman making potato salad, and say "she probably put something unnecessary in, like raisins". You have my sympathies.

You sir, are a gentleman, a scholar, and possibly a gourmet too.

Yeah. British mushy peas can stay in the dishes where they belong.

At any rate, I love biryani lol. Without peas. We used to have a great biryani place here in town - if you went for lunch you could get biryani, the curry of the day, some boneless chicken appetizer, naan, and gulab jamun, all for only $12 or so. Truly the restaurant of the gods. Unfortunately they went out of business, and I've yet to find anything on their level since. Probably good for my body, but less good for my soul.

if you went for lunch you could get biryani, the curry of the day, some boneless chicken appetizer, naan, and gulab jamun, all for only $12 or so.

Unfortunately they went out of business,

I'm not a restaurateur, but I think I can draw the line between these two statements.

Perhaps. But they were in business for years and years with the lunch special, so I have a hard time envisioning that it was that which did them in.

  1. The site blocks the UK for
  2. Using a VPN, I seem to see that the link is down.

Oh well, I can only imagine the masterful quality of your biryani, while settling for bastardized versions to be found in Anglo lands.

Here is an alt link - na

It looks absolutely delicious, but I must complain about portion sizes. That's the quantity I'd feed a teenage girl, a real man needs twice as much, especially after all that work haha.

How dare you! There were 2 pots of Biryani, and I invited the whole town.

Some ingredient proportions for scale.

Redact3d

I'll probably do it again this summer. I'll take proper photos this time around.

And now you're cooking with gas brother. In fact, you've made me incredibly hungry just looking at that, but I will resist the urge by thinking of England (and whatever passes for biryani in the wider UK).

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