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Human pop-up ads is a great way to describe it. At least the LDS chicks approaching self_made_human sound like good sports, although overly persistent.
A few weeks ago I went to go pickup some goyslop; a few meters outside of the restaurant at a portable table sat an older lady and standing in front of the table was a young attractive woman. Me being genre savvy, I was prepared when I came out of the restaurant and the young woman followed me to give me a pitch for some cause or another. I didn't break stride while I looked at her, said "no thanks," and just kept walking away. She made a massive pouty stank face and didn't even give a token courtesy goodbye like "no problem, have a good day!", as if it were an affront to her Wonderfulness that I wasn't so enamored by her attention as to stop, listen further, and become a paypig.
When I was younger and less thot-fatigued I used to try variations of "no thanks, but I'll take your number though" in such situations. I did get some digits that way but never did manage to advance on those beyond the exchanging-texts-stage from there. Nowadays it's just its_all_so_tiresome.jpg.
By this point I have an immediate avoidance reaction whenever a woman goes out of her way to interact with me, because it's almost always ultimately some kind of grift or ploy.
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I was the paypig about 16 years ago to the tune of $20, from some young girl canvassing donations for natural disaster relief. Got me good, wasn't prepared at all.
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