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Friday Fun Thread for September 4, 2026

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PSA: I just want everyone to know that "good Italian restaurants" is an American euphemism for area of high concentration of Italian-American organized crime aka the mafia.

It is also literally true. My aunt suspected her new favorite Italian restaurant, only open at lunchtime, was almost certainly a mob money laundering operation, after the 4th or 5th visit where she was the only customer at noon. She grabbed lunch there several times a month for years, empty restaurant but the food was sublime. Then one week the place was boarded up.

Money laundering fronts make the best restaurants. They don't give a shit about food costs. There was a pizza joint near my a in college that charged $3.79 for an 18" cheese pizza, and it was loaded with cheese. Years later they got busted as a front.

You'd think they'd charge more so they can launder money faster.