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PaperclipPerfector  10mo ago (text post)   2563 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for July 7, 2023

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I just got a real keyboard for my iPhone, and boy is it weird. I have yet to see all of its fun features, but for now, I’ll just enjoy using it to Mottepost.

Would it surprise you to learn that almost all my posts are made on mobile?

I think I even type faster on it, autocorrect is a helluva drug. It's certainly more convenient in my eyes, and I've always cocked an eyebrow at people praising phones with mechanical keyboards.

This make me wonder if we can get autocorrect for a computer?

I'm pretty certain there's some means of doing so, and I know that Microsoft Word does it automatically for small errors, or at least it used to.

I'm not aware of a more general solution, but only because I haven't looked.

What's the quote from some character played by Samuel L. Jackson? "Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important." At one point in my life I wholeheartedly would have endorsed this, and I am still more likely to write more substantive posts with my computer via Qwerty-typing with two hands. But I'm older and less impulsive now and have learned to hate ppl saying "OK boomer" to me.

I use Hotmail, still, and I still call it Hotmail, and my address is my actual name without any numbers (I got in early) and Hotmail does the autocorrect thing. So maybe type in Hotmail and copy-paste it elsewhere? That seems an idiotic solution, though.

I can't even type with my thumbs on my phone since I got a phone and started needing to text way too late in life. So I do pathetic one-fingered hunt and peck typing.

Keyboards all the way!

I find typing on my phone easy enough (although not as fast as on a keyboard). The hard part is opening other tabs to reference something. Editing is also easier on a desktop or laptop.

Aight grandpa, let's get you back indoors safely ok? Haha

Honestly, autocorrect is a marvel. Swipe input makes one handed use feasible, albeit my current phone is finally big enough that it's still a chore. If you're on a remotely recent smartphone, then do try either Google's keyboard, the zanily named Gboard, or the Microsoft owned SwiftKey. They're largely interchangeable in my eyes.

I can touch type on my phone without looking at the keyboard. I just did so for this very sentence.

It would not surprise me. I’ve turned off my autocorrect, however, because I was correcting it more often than it was correcting me. That and turning off auto-capitalize have been real boons to my phone typing speed.

As in…a physical keyboard, linked to your phone?

A Bluetooth Logitech keyboard. Unfortunately, after a few minutes, the widely-spaced chiclet keys were too distracting. I was going to buy it, but it’s no great improvement in my WPS.

No half measures. Get a 100% mechanical keyboard and sling it around your neck and connect it with a USB to lightning adapter.

You'll make any surviving hipsters proud.

If I were rich, all of my keyboards would be genuine IBM Model M’s. Windows, Linux, Mac, phone, they’d all be the real deal.

In my case it would have to be PS/2 to USB to Lightning. For some reason I thought in 2011 that PS/2 was the better option. I probably was worried about either rollover or not having enough USB ports on my PC.

I hope the keyboard proved its worth if you've been having onto it for this long!

Yes, it's a Unicomp keyboard, which is basically IBM Model M. I love both of them to bits (I bought one for the office and one for my home PC), can't say the same about my coworkers.

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