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PaperclipPerfector  9mo ago (text post)   2600 thread views

Friday Fun Thread for July 14, 2023

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Probably too low-brow for the normal thread but apparently the RFK Jr campaign dinner was a real gas:

RFK Jr. Press Dinner Explodes in War of Words and Farting

I'm amending my will to make sure my epitaph reads "Beer-Fueled Sex Rocket".

Edit: fixed formatting

I always get annoyed when I read articles or see pictures of the well-heeled hobnobbing at 10K a plate dinners or whatever. Like every year when they do the Met Gala thing and you find all these pictures online and I think "Assholes, all of you." Especially because these days you look at them and they're like gargoyles. Maybe it's the high resolution of camera tech. Anyway that's off-topic to your post, but did anyone, anyone shout that all these flying farts were contributing more methane to the atmosphere? If not, opportunity lost.

The gentle strains of a Soviet anthem fade in...

I agree that the photography is particularly ghoulish. Tabloids probably have a vested interest in making their subjects look eldritch, so maybe they use a different flash? RFK Jr. looks like he was built out of Legos no matter who is photographing, though. Curious.

Too much juice too late in life makes your head look weird.

Come to think of it, why is that? The skull is pretty much the skull once you hit your twenties; and there isn't much meat on the bone there. I wonder what mechanism works to make the shape differnet.

I have no particular insight on RFK Jr., but If by “juice” you mean testosterone and other androgenic compounds, it’s not that.

The “shit that makes your fucking head grow” is HGH, which can stimulate bone formation and accumulation in adults. This causes one’s head, face, hands and feet to grow (hence Bonds’ hat size inching larger while he was in the MLB) and possibly develop a mild version of the acromegalic Andre the Giant look.

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